The Bleergh Report – Week 5

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week five's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your “We Decide What You Watch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: It's going to be pretty easy for the Patriots tomorrow night, now that the following players have been ruled out: Saquon Barkley (ankle), Sterling Shepard (concussion), Evan Engram (knee) and Wayne Gallman (concussion). The Giants are down to their third- and fourth-string running backs. At this point, the Giants

Your Tuesday Evening “What Do I Want To Watch?” Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Sam Darnold has been cleared to play this Sunday against the Cowboys. He was apparently all-but-ready to go against the Eagles, but an ultrasound showed an enlarged spleen, a side-effect of mono, apparently. GRONK ON FOX NOW! His first action will be this Thursday during the Thursday Night

Your “Obvious Point Is Obvious” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Before I begin - a big shoutout to Horatio for helping work up ESPN blowhard Darren Rovell on the Twitter. https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179243440820932609 https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179247261181792257 That's good enmity. NFL News: Jon Gruden has opinions about the injustice of Vontaze Burfict's season-ending suspension: "I'm not happy about it -- at all. I don't want to say anything else,

The Bleergh Report – Week 4

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week four's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your “Is There Always Something To Watch?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Bears linebacker Roquan Smith has got an apparent case of the Everson Griffen's and is out indefinitely. He was taken off the roster 20 minutes before kickoff last Sunday, and is not expected to travel with the Bears to London to play against the Raiders. Smith's absence might

Your “Looking Elsewhere For Inspiration” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: The Seahawks traded Nick Vannett to the Steelers for a fifth-round pick in 2020. The Steelers were down a tight end after Vance McDonald hurt himself against the Niners. The trade gives the Seahawks an expected 10 picks in the 2020 draft. The Seahawks then signed Raiders castoff

The Bleergh Report – Week 3

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week three's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your “Taking Stock Of Things” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Injury reports! Cam Newton is dealing with a Lisfranc injury, and will miss at least this Sunday for sure. If second-year backup Kyle Allen can get them past the Texans, then they have the Jaguars and Buccaneers on deck before a Week 7 bye. Allen did go 19-of-26 for 261

The Bleergh Report – Week 2

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week two's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your “Never On Your Terms” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: One door closes; another door opens. https://twitter.com/Giants/status/1173962105340551168 In other QB news: THE BEN is done for the year, and in response the Steelers are bringing in (*checks notes*) Paxton Lynch as a backup to now-starting QB Wilma Mason Rudolph. Drew Brees is out 4-6 weeks with his torn thumb