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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Become Revolutionary: Be Decent
Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Classical Corner, Part 1
Welcome to a brand-new segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday, Classical Corner. As the violinist of the group I’m expected to be the one to…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Summer Reading – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
[Opens book] The village of Carrasco de la Virgen settled by the banks of the river Torrente as if preordained by an indifferent god.…