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An Appreciation of The Revolution and JV NFL Pseudo-Bye Week
Before we get to the footy, I just want to highly, HIGHLY recommend Ken Burns’ The Revolution (streaming free on PBS). It doesn’t pay short…
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Dear Spawn:
[Ed. Note: I’m proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and…
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Bitching about Bitching about Bitching: Peak Offseason Open Thread
Out of all the possible complaints, the ones that consistently grab my attention are gripes about other folks’ bellyachin’. The most obvious is olds…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition
(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there’s definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let’s Carpenter this!
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…