OK, I churned this out literally overnight after going back and forth on whether to even start writing this stuff. I am not fully on board here with writing these posts, just so you all know. And mostly it's because I'm still pissed off. So don't get your hopes up
Social media has become a catchphrase. And the number of platforms available for it are almost uncountable. Unrecognizable. But is it social? No, it's a way to avoid.
Personally, I AM on Facebook. And I hate it. But it's the only way some of the people I care about ever communicate
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today's hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from horrible people instead. Hatemongering attention whore Timmi Latrine answered the call and submitted this poorly-worded screed for our amusement. This is entirely unedited and in her
Dearest brother, and venerated golden boy,
As I write this correspondence to you, I can hear the dogs howling in the distance, my time of unchecked power nearing it's end. While the leaves have not yet begun to blush with their autumnal splendor, I truly have entered the winter of my
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Two men sit side by side at a table in a small room. The older man confidently watches the closed-captioned television without expression. Though both are sitting, it is clear that the older man towers over the younger in every discernable way. The younger man,
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you inside the Deep State so you can finally understand what the Globalists are plotting. My name is Richie Incognito and I'll be hosting today's very special edition of Right of the Alt-Right. With that out of the way,
Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug.
What the hell am I doing here? Why would Internet dad send me to this forsaken place? Is it a neutral site game foretold by one Allegash enthusiast P. King? Well
By now, unless you have carefully cultivated your social media feed(s) to only reflect the opinions of people Richard Spencer believes should have the right to vote, you have seen a slew of "Me, too" and/or #metoo posts on facebook, twitter, etc. In the wake of the latest public outing
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended
Before we progress, let's once again revisit the 0-1 2017 New England Patriots:
I very much enjoy the fact that Pat there has turned on the Patriots because "#22" took a knee, despite the fact that it was a Chief. I'm surprised she didn't call him a "thug". The appeals of
Tragedies can bring this country together. It is when friends and strangers are in need the best of us shine through. Or that's what we tell ourselves when we use relief efforts as spring cleaning.
That's right as tragedies come and go I ask one thing.... fight the urge to run to