Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 2

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Kids, as I write this, I am still basking in the afterglow of what was a glorious Season Finale of Temptation Island. As I take a deep draw of that metaphorical cigarette and take a sip of my literal fine aged

Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 1

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Everything has been building towards this. Today, we find out what happens at the final bonfires. Will the couples stay together (snickers)? Will they break up embarrassingly on national TV and become the shame of their families? Here's hoping! Before we get

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 9

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is entitled "Romantic Getaways". It's possible that someone actually said those words during the episode, since everyone is dumb as a box of rocks. I'll keep my ears peeled for that. This is another one of those episodes where nothing much

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 8

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is titled "The Beginning of The End". I don't think anyone actually said those words during the episode, so my episode-naming theory needs to be reworked. Before we get started, let us refresh our memories as to what these idiot

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 7

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week's recap, I want to talk about the science of serialized TV shows. Have you ever noticed that sometimes there is one episode in which nothing much happens but it's still vital because it sets up the action for

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 6

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week's recap, I want to talk a bit about why I love this show so much. Last week, and really every week, you all wonder in amazement as to why I would put myself through this and write

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 5

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! It's a good thing I record these episodes because this week, there was some stuff that I had to rewind, pause, and play again to make sure I saw what I thought I saw. Also, Mark L called an audible that resulted in

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 4

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week, we saw the rest of the second bonfire, the couples went on their third dates, and we had a third bonfire. Also, Kaci is starting to regret coming to this island. Before we get to the recap, let me refresh your memories

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 3

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week, we saw the rest of the first bonfire, the couples went on their second dates, and we had a second bonfire. Also, Javen is starting to grow up. Before we get to the recap, let me refresh your memories as to what

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2

Welcome back! I'm renaming these recurring posts Temptation Island Talk because I'm mentally 12 years old and it's me talking about each week's episode, so SYNERGY! (May not know what synergy means.) This week, the couples went on their first dates, there was some serious DRAMA in one

Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island!

Oh, kids! I was in a down mood after Sunday's games and I was looking for something to cheer me up. Bob's Burgers was good,  as usual,  but it was a repeat.  As I was scanning the guide,  I saw on USA Network the word "Temptation". Scrolling to the right,

Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner. One way