(sung to the tune of "Scotty Doesn't Know") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA --- Donnie doesn't know that his Paulie flipped And signed off on a plea deal He turns on the TV To the Fox News show But it's just car crashes So Donnie doesn't know Oh Donnie doesn't know-ooo-oh So don't tell Donnie Donnie doesn't know Donnie doesn't know (So don't tell Donnie!) Rudy says there's
They say that she went peacefully... ...SHE DID NOT!
5th year Pro Bowl cornerback for That Team That Moved, Jason Verrett, suffered a torn ACL on the very first day of training camp which will cause him to miss the entire 2018 season. Some are suggesting that the team may be cursed, given their year over year injury history,
--- [maternity ward door flies open] --- ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet? BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one. ANDY REID: [hands him a
I'm not taking sides here. Really. And I get the reasoning regarding the ceremony in Canton itself. But this is a bad look for both Owens and Canton, IMHO. "The focus is on the guys who are here," Hall of Fame executive director Joe Horrigan told Clark Judge of the Talk of
Wendell Carter Jr.'s mom has beef with Coach K after Marvin Bagley came to Duke early (CBSSports.com) "My initial reaction, I was pissed," Kylia Carter, Wendell's mom, told NBC Sports. "And it wasn't pissed because Marvin was coming. To be honest, I felt like that was information that was kept from
Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one... Phillie Phanatic's hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com) From deep within the bowels of the inevitable comes this: A fan has been injured by a projectile from the Phillie Phanatic's hot dog cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RSqIflCa3o -
I'm calling bullshit. FREE LENNY!!!!!!!!!!!! - Police: Lenny Dykstra threatened to blow his Uber driver's head off, said he was kidnapped (CBSSports.com) Dykstra, per the reports, requested an Uber ride from Linden, N.J., to nearby Clark Township. But when he entered the vehicle that picked him up, he allegedly demanded to be driven to
Third year tight end Hunter Henry was struck down with an ACL injury on Tuesday, likely sidelining him for the entire 2018 season. BOLTMAN referred any questions about his involvement to his spokesman Peter Carr, who declined to comment.
Now, that's a helluva headline!!!! Police arrest Terrance Williams on electric bike for public intoxication after Lamborghini crash (CBSSports.com) "The driver of the vehicle had fled the scene and could not be found in the area," a release from the department says. "Frisco Police were able to determine the vehicle was registered
No, this is not meant as a compliment. I never realized what a douchebag he is. Just saying..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzls47gu3So -