Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread

   --- [maternity ward door flies open] ---  ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet? BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one. ANDY REID: [hands him a

Terrell Who?

I'm not taking sides here.  Really.  And I get the reasoning regarding the ceremony in Canton itself. But this is a bad look for both Owens and Canton, IMHO. "The focus is on the guys who are here," Hall of Fame executive director Joe Horrigan told Clark Judge of the Talk of

Hey Look, It’s The Next LaVar Ball Everybody!!!!

Wendell Carter Jr.'s mom has beef with Coach K after Marvin Bagley came to Duke early  (CBSSports.com) "My initial reaction, I was pissed," Kylia Carter, Wendell's mom, told NBC Sports. "And it wasn't pissed because Marvin was coming. To be honest, I felt like that was information that was kept from

Fan Injured By Phillie Phanatic’s Hot Dog Cannon

Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one... Phillie Phanatic's hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com) From deep within the bowels of the inevitable comes this: A fan has been injured by a projectile from the Phillie Phanatic's hot dog cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RSqIflCa3o -

Does Anyone Really Want To Go To Staten Island This Badly?

I'm calling bullshit. FREE LENNY!!!!!!!!!!!! - Police: Lenny Dykstra threatened to blow his Uber driver's head off, said he was kidnapped  (CBSSports.com) Dykstra, per the reports, requested an Uber ride from Linden, N.J., to nearby Clark Township. But when he entered the vehicle that picked him up, he allegedly demanded to be driven to

One Man’s Opinion….

Over on the Jags and Rammit!!!! Under on the Pats, Niners and Bolts.  And the Browns, of course. 2018 NFL odds, Vegas season win totals: SportsLine projections see value in AFC West (CBSSports.com) Here's a look at the full list of over/under 2018 win totals: TEAM OVER/UNDER New England Patriots 11 Philadelphia Eagles 10.5 Pittsburgh Steelers 10.5 Green Bay Packers 10 Minnesota Vikings 10 Los Angeles

I Guess You Really CAN’T Say Bomb On An Airplane

Packers WR Trevor Davis makes bomb joke at LAX, gets arrested  (Yahoo.com) When asked about their luggage, Davis inexplicably looked at the woman he was traveling with and said, “Did you remember to pack the explosives?” Good grief. His companion apparently replied “no,” and, showing she was the one with the sense in

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT

BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn't like his personality. Or the time he danced with a penalty flag. NEVER FORGET. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDRjT7JWeM Teams including the Vikings are already reaching out to King about his services, but his plan is to wait until