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Looks like it’s splittsville for Tom and Gisele.
“#12 is reporting as an eligible bachelor…”
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This is spectacular.
https://twitter.com/futtywap/status/1586018973086539777/photo/1
I’m surprised this wasn’t the banner picture:
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Here’s an ad I received on FB, for no reason whatsoever.
But then I look at it, and I study it, and it gets me to thinking:
I need to own that fucking truck.
Last edited 3 years ago by Brick Meathook
makes ya wanna haul some lumber
Starring Brick Meathook as TRUCKASAURUS.
It would only take up four parking spaces at the grocery store!
How much?
oh that don’t tell you that in the ads . . .
Hope the divorce drags. For a dalliance, many find enticing the technical adultery.
According to the literchure, of course.
I’ll always remember this as the news that killed Jerry Lee Lewis.
RIP you hick child rapist.
Now do Kissinger.
Seriously, I had a dream the other day that Kissinger died, and I was fucking pissed when I woke up.
“Seriously. If you’re gonna marry your cousin, at least wait until she’s an adult.” – Rudy Giuliani
Time for TB12 to start looking around for baby momma #3. Look for him at the Victoria Secret Sping swimsuit extravaganza.
Dude (DUDE!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K5IS-inHs
Last edited 3 years ago by BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup
More like SCHWING swimsuit extravaganza, amirite?
“The decision to end a marriage is never easy, but we have grown apart and how can you keep living with someone who won’t eat strawberries, cuddles with goats, and looks more and more like Judge Doom? While it is of course difficult to go through something like this, I feel blessed for the time we had together and remind him that while I don’t need his money, I’ll take it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I want to see if Bridget is done laughing yet.”
I hope, on his days, she send the kids over just absolutely jacked to hell on sugar and avocados.
Jordan had the flu game, Brady had the divorce game. They didn’t work out the same way.
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