INT. KITCHEN - DAY
It is morning in the Manning household. A dozen martini glasses are drying on a rack next to the sink. A young man sits at the table eating a bowl of Captain Crunch.
--- [kitchen door flies open] ---
OLIVIA MANNING: [humming cheerfully, then notices Eli] Oh! Good morning,
INT. DARKENED GUEST ROOM AT CASA MANNING - LATE NIGHT
VOICE 1: Are you...are you sure this is a good idea?
VOICE 2: It's fine. I mean, we're both adults.
VOICE 1: Yeah, but...[trails off]
VOICE 2: You're worried about what they'll say.
VOICE 1: A little bit, yeah.
VOICE 2: If they find out.
VOICE 1: Yeah.
VOICE 2: Honestly, it's none of their business.
INT. ELI'S ROOM - LATE NIGHT
ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI's room. ELI's cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from the pizza rolls he just scarfed down.
ELI MANNING: Wow, man, I'm pretty stuffed.
DANIEL JONES: [grinds teeth]
ELI: I think maybe I should brush my teeth and then crash.
INT. KITCHEN – NIGHT
ABBY MANNING releases DANIEL JONES' wrist and he steps back, rubbing it. At that moment...
--- [door flies open] ---
ELI MANNING: ...so about those pizza rolls...
ELI: Oh, hey Abby.
ABBY: Hello, Eli. [looks at him more closely] Eli, what's going on with your eyes? Did you catch pinkeye
INT. ELI'S ROOM – NIGHT
ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES are playing Space Harrier II on Eli's Sega Genesis. DANIEL has made it as far as the Zero Polis level, but then grimaces as he gets blasted by a Phantom Samurai. As the game music turns off, the raucous sounds of
Oh my! I realized that I completely forgot to post last week's Slumber Party Mixtape, so you're getting it right now. The topic was "drugs" and the results were unsurprisingly stellar. I'm making it easy on myself and giving the Pick of the Week to Cuntler with Ministry's "Just One
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY
A woman in a black leather jacket carefully climbs up the front steps, swaying slightly with each step. In her left arm she carries a massive handbag. She reaches out with her right arm and extends a finger to push the doorbell, and after
I'm going to be trying something a little bit different with DFO Radio in the upcoming days, so DOUBLE SHOT radio is getting sent to the discarded 8-track bin in the sky and you'll only be getting single doses of these older ones until we've successfully burned them off. Speaking
INT. ELI MANNING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
DANIEL JONES removes the set of earplugs that ELI MANNING had provided him with.
DANIEL: Hey, that was pretty boss!
ELI: [wary of sarcasm] Really?
DANIEL: [seemingly genuine] Yeah man, totally.
ELI: [smiles bashfully] Yeah, I guess it's pretty cool.
DANIEL: [points to the speakers attached to ELI's computer] Let's crank it up some
Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones. We'll see what the rest of the night has in store for them on Friday, but for now let's enjoy the soundtrack of Eli's tween years with the topic of "Kid Stuff". The Pick of the Week goes
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE - DAY
A young man carrying a duffel bag climbs up the front steps and hesitates for a second, trying to decide whether to use the large brass knocker or the bell. He eventually presses the bell, and a few moments later...
--- [door flies open] ---
For the second week in a row, you're being treated to a playlist curated by the irrepressible Thee Wee Baby Seamus, who continued his superb job of filling in during my vacation with the topic of "Can We Talk About It" - a playlist of songs about "talking, not talking, avoiding