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Request Line: We Have Always Been At War With Eastasia
INT. 40th FLOOR HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT It’s sometime in the middle of the night. We pan across a luxurious hotel room, looking down…
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Request Line: Phoning It In
INT. SHABBY APARTMENT LIVING ROOM – DAY It’s late in the morning. Sun streams in through a set of damaged blinds. The camera tracks…
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Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 7 (Death)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…
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Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 6 (Doors)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…
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Request Line: Hockey
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…
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Thursday Morning Olympics Thread
Greetings! The Olympics are winding down, which means the next few days are going to be jam-packed with gold, silver, and bronze medals being…
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Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 5 (Theatrics)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…
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Request Line: Pre-offseason Recap
Greetings, faithful listeners. While it may not be apparent at times (because it is not occurring), every season of Request Line (excluding Seasons 1…
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Dead Cap Babies
The denseness of the sitting-room furnishings, together with its chocolate brown wallpaper and deep-blue fitted carpet, gave it a premature receptivity to the advancing…
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Food-Off: South Korea vs. Spain
[In the fall of 2025 two of DFO’s many intrepid travelers took to the skies to experience life, culture and foods in foreign lands.…