It wasn't a great Sunday of FITBAW! - but it was weird. Given the Timeline we are in, weird will have to do.
Were you up bright and early to watch the start of Most Glorious Mandatory 14-Hour Viewing Window? Well, fuck most of y'all, you missed a sweet fair catch free
Well hello there everyone!
Didn't expect an "in season" Sunday Gravy post now did you?
One of the promises I made to myself was that if I cooked anything tasty during football season that could be converted into a "Game Day" meal then I would share that fucker.
I cooked just that
The best one can really ever expect out of this piece of shit life is a mixed bag. Thusly, I found out (having to run an annoying parenting errand) that I could NOT get the satellite broadcast of my Donks continuing to shitcan King Laserface, but instead was stuck listening
Heidy-ho, it's a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That's right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won the National League Central, and will make the playoffs relevant again. Thank you, Jack Flaherty.
But what of Donks WOO!!!?? Well, they sure tried hard again! Our Equine
My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by mah beloved, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals in Wrigley. First such sweep since 1921. But you come to hear of the footy, and there was some quite
"Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?" a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face because they saw on the sports ticker that Miami lost their second straight game by over 6 touchdowns.
For the second straight week, I will have answered
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline.
Did you know that Stephen Gostkowski missed TWO extra points yesterday? I mean, the P*ts still won 43-fucking-0, so maybe it escaped your attention. Shit, even if you took all
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no substitute for the beautiful, mathematical violence that is professional football.
And wouldn't you know - we get treated right away to a game like Fuck Lions/Qardinals (hat
Good morning all and happy Labor Day weekend!
We made it! We got through the longest off season of any major sport!
We survived and are hereby awarded with real motherfucking football next week!
As such, today will be the season finale of Sunday Gravy. For you newer readers Sunday Gravy is one
Good morning everybody!
Hope everyone's having a good weekend. Next weekend is Labor Day Weekend, which will feature substantial grillage no doubt, then the following week?
Got a real fun one for you today. Super goddamn tasty, pretty damn easy to make and can actually double as a couple of featured
Good morning early risers!
Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Gravy.
As we enter the home stretch of the off season shit gets real.
This is the time of year when I help you start girding your loins for the upcoming NFL season.
You do "gird your loins" yes?
These last few episodes of
Good morning all!
Nice of you to drop by.
Been watching any pre-season football? Yeah, I know it's week 1 of the pre-season but some of the starters have been playing almost the whole 1st quarter! That means shit's getting close to REAL.
Know what else is cool as shit? I just bought