Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Veal Saltimbocca – Jump in my belly!

Good morning carnivores! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. In reaching for a theme for today's menu I first considered an Olympic based theme similar to what I did for the Rio Olympics a couple of years ago. Remember this one? Holy fucking hell that was delicious. Psst: Killer chimichurri sauce in there! Then

Sunday Gravy Season Premier: The “Jucy Lucy” and Various Sundry Gameday Foods Now that the Season is Over!

Howdy friends and neighbors! Well shit, just look at that! It's another season of Sunday Gravy! Hope everyone had a nice NFL season. For the new folks out there, Sunday Gravy is one of the regular offseason features here at Door Flies Open that helps guide you weary football fans through

Semi- Instantaneous Balls Thoughts

You may have noticed my absence most of this weekend.  I stopped watching after the Falcons blew a golden opportunity to beat the Eagles at their own place. This would be the theme of the weekend. In the DFO Insiders,  I had picked Atlanta,  New England,  Pittsburgh,  and New Orleans. If it

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Holy Bananacakes! Edition

Didya get that looking glass I sentcha?  Cause we about to crash right through that mofo.... Week 19 started much like Week 5, with #OddWeekJaguras punching Yinzburgh in the mouth.  Much CBS Narrative was foiled.  But this time, down 28-7...Stillers fought back and made a game of it.  And what a

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)

Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening.  Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! loss.  UGH. They will be back, and better than ever.  Your smug victory is fleeting, Balls. On to Sunday.  Good Lord, did #EvenWeekJaguras ever show up.  Unfortunately, that

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017

Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play.  To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups: #5 Tennessee Titans at #4 Kansas City Chefs (4:20, ESPN/ABC) As always, KC gets the worst time slot whenever they are part of the tournament.  I do believe

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017

I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer.  Stay preserved, coked-up RedZone Guy, we are all counting on you. Everybody shits on #ThePauls (who got their brains beat in by the Bearistocrats!) but the Falcons are just

Holiday Shopping Guide. How to buy presents for the young ladies in your life

banner image courtesy of: Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don't you? You didn't procrastinate again this year did you? Goddammit! Why do you do this to yourself? Now it's getting too late to order something online and have it shipped to you. You may even

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017

It was a week that gave us definitive answers on "Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?" Uh...yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed the sad-sack, imaginary side from Yooooouuuuston, with toe owie Hopkins.  They held out Leonard Fournette.  Marquise Lee got injured early.  Neither mattered in the slightest.  45-7.  Yeah, if

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017

Week 14 had snow angels.  Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics.  It was beautiful anarchy.  Jacoby Brissett led a late, 50-play scoring drive and looked to have won the game 8-7, but OPI forced them to try an NFL first for