Your **checks notes** “This Isn’t A Bowl Game?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Let's get right to it! Welcome, fellow Commentists, to the first NFL Saturday night of the season. And how is the NFL rewarding you for your patronage and fandom? The Cleveland Browns versus the Denver Broncos. Actually, in the previous decade, this game would have been such absolute dogshit most other networks would

Your ‘English Premier League has a Race problem’ Saturday AM Thread

Good morning fellow DFOers! Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again. If anyone asks, I have tumorsyphilisitisosis. Yes, I know the disease sounds both sexy and very terminal. *cough* In case you are wondering about the featured image, that

Your “Tee Vee and Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

Hey....HEY!!!!!  Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th????  Well, it's that time again because today is Friday the... Ummmmm.....what's that Brocky ?  Really?  Well shit.... Now I'm totes disappoint. Well here anyway...for the assist, you get some gloves... /heads to store to buy a new calendar - A Child Of Television You older

Your “The Bill Always Comes Due” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: I guess iron does sharpen iron: Frank Clark: 'Richard Sherman and his era is over'    It comes on the heels of Sherman - star of the 3-10 49ers - calling the current Seahawks defense "middle of the road". As Bobby Wagner put it, "You can make the position

Your MNF Week 14 Open Thread

The parking lot was full of cars,  but everyone was already inside.  We were late. It was her company Christmas party and I really didn't want to go, but a good boyfriend does what a good boyfriend does and the reason we were late was because we'd gotten a little frisky

Your “Check To See Who Poured Your Nog” Saturday Evening Open Thread Some of Montalbán's finest, non-Khan work. If people turn on "Fairytale of New York", then I ... oh goddammit! Tonight's sports: NHL: Leafs at Bruins - 7:00PM | CBC / Sportsnet (seriously, both? FUCK THE LEAFS!) Pens at Sens - 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City Predatros at Flames - 10:00PM | CBC