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Draft Day, Draft Day, Gonna Get Down On Draft Day: Your Monday Night Open Thread
With apologies to Rebecca Black. (has anyone ever apologized to Ms. Black? Well, it’s about time someone did) The DFO Premier League is up to…
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The VOID Starts Its Vacay
For reals, y’all. WE CAN HAZ FITBAW!!!!!!!! Starting off (you can slip in until the 10:00 window), you choose between Coventry/Hull (all three promoted clubs…
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Sexy Friday – 20260828
TGIF! JV football is back for Week 0! Although there are way too many games to call it that anymore. Also, the last preseason…
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Your Preseason Thursday Night NFL Football Headquarters
This place is like no other. We embrace this football slop. Well, it would seem that we’ll get a peek at some starters for…
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Your Monday Night Giants Preview
Look at that scrappy little fella up there with The Cheesecake Factory menu of playcalls. Anyone remember Ben McAdoo? I really wanted to find…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Chargers Preview 2026-10
WE are doing this because WE promised to do 3 previews pantsless. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO…
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Sexy Friday – 20260821
TGIF! Preseason is well underway. You only need to look at the long list of injuries that are piling up at alarming rates. Just…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Deadline Deals
Which is to say the originally scheduled post will be seen tomorrow, since it’s going to be lengthy and I didn’t finish it yet.…
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There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread
He’s here! -I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”.…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…