Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread

Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened.  I think it's funny.  Some of you won't.  One person definitely won't if she sees it.  But tough shit, that's her problem. So as I'm writing this post....  You know, setting it up ....assigning categories and tags,

Your “Happy Hallmark Holiday, Honey” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Being allergic to cocoa, I consider Valentine's Day to be nothing more than a plot by BIG CHOCOLATE to try & kill me. NFL News: Denver's veterans seem on board with Joe Flacco coming to town. According to one report, Flacco is a cheaper option than Nick Foles, because Flacco is

Your Champions League Round of 16 Day 2 Open Thread

There are two more games today after yesterday's road victory pour les parisiennes at Old Trafford and the Roman home victory over the Portuguese potato ball makers. Let's get right to it: Tottenham Hotspurs v Borussia Dortmund What is a Hotspur and why does the team have a chicken on its crest? Is

Your “Okay – Time For The Good Stuff” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

The very good boy in the banner pic is GCHS CH VON ENGELS DESIGNATED DRIVER FROM INDIAN HILL, the 2019 Westminster Kennel Club Best of Breed winner in the Bernese Mountain dog category. I don't know if that sobriquet is true - most DD dogs are jerks. NFL News: The Texans have cut

Your “Calling All Bitches & Sires” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Mike Florio is already sounding the death knell for the AAF. Likely because he's a dick. He claims it needs stars to survive, because low attendance in some markets means that the league needs to make exceptions in order to put butts in seats. The rumours are that

Your “Anything But The Grammys” Sunday Evening Open Thread

"OH BOY THE GRAMMYS!" said no one, ever. The disappointment of the Grammys brings to my mind the summer of 2017. Now, WineWife LOVES Adele. Has all the albums; bought the CDs first day. I'm not a total idiot, so when they announce Adele is going to be performing at Wembley Stadium for

Your AAFL League Opener & Saturday Evening Open Thread

I interrupt my projected Saturday evening musical & comedy interlude to give you this exciting news: The Alliance of American Football starts tonight! I know I know. However, it is live football in February and, since the first week is actually on broadcast television, I figured we should give it a try. Here's their

Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa

The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two

Friday Evening Open Thread

Due to extenuating circumstances ("Nailed the Vocab words!" - Blair W.), today's installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert that brought you AVN Week. Balls: Why thank you, TWBS, for such a gracious introduction! TWBS: I'm not here and you are writing this. Balls: Oh yeah.

Your “Yay – League Bureaucracy Will Keep Me Engaged” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The NFL has published its list of all 338 Combine invitees. The Combine starts February 26th in Indianapolis, once they sweep the place for any remaining Irsay-strength "medicine". The Chiefs are trying to keep Patrick Mahomes from Jeff Kent-ing himself and have prohibited him from playing offseason basketball.

Your “Nobody Likes A Quitter, But Failing Too Often Is Worse” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: In the wake of losing the Defensive Coordinator to becoming head coach in Miami, the Patriots have decided to turn their defense into Schiano men! It helps that Greg Schiano coached Bill Belichick's son at Rutgers, along with (probably more importantly) current Patriots defensive backs Devin McCourty, Jason McCourty