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Your Monday Night Open Thread
Well, by gosh we got some interesting news today. Let’s get right to it. This Is HUGE!: No one could have possibly seen this…
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Gooners/Gay Paris Before The Void Open Thread
Handsome Mikel got his teeth into one hunk of metal this May, and today he gets a chance at another (12:00, CBS). Should he…
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Sexy Friday – 20260529
TGIF! We’ve got playoff hockey tonight, a Game 7 tomorrow (for those that associate with the association), and a big soccer match. Let’s get…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Are you digging that Canadian Content in the banner pick? Are you also looking for World International Hockey updates? Not bloody likely I’m sure…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Starting to Get Into the Dregs of it All
Thanks to two of the four conference finals ending in sweeps and a third potentially also being a short series, the number of games…
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Sexy Friday – 20260522
TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome back. Do you have a specialist/lawyer/mechanic/parole officer that you see in a ‘professional’ circumstance (therefore your fave barkeep is excepted and he/she was…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Me and Satch and Dizzy
Now that I’ve moved in and been properly housewarmed (except I need to buy a couch and a TV stand… and more plugs for…
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Your Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread
Did you pretend to do some yardwork this afternoon? I did. (I bet The Commenter Formerly Known As GameTimeDecision actually did some raking and…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…