Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health care and bragging about his head-of-state's glove size. But enough about maple leaf condoms, I volunteered to fill in today for two reasons: Chanukah and the
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass.
In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground. That's because it's still cold as shit. I live in the south, dammit. This isn't supposed to happen. Or at least
I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I'm typing this before my outcome is apparent so I'll just say that it was an incredible bone-headed/genius move on my part and you can pick the word that
There's a couple of beaut's featured at this spot. Let's quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we?
NYJ/Den: No this ain't one of them. Well, unless you like misery in handy, dandy football form. Denver hadn't lost eight in a row going all the way back to the Summer of
Unless you're in a lesser league that actually has a championship in week 17 when playoff-bound teams are resting their stars or getting them off the field as quickly as possible, your fantasy dream of winning a non-existent-in-real-life trophy begins for serious today. I'm not under much pressure in one
Nope, no football tonight. More or less.
OK, calm down, don't cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough.
The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats. But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game.
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I'm dipping into the "Pool of Princesses" for TGISF this week to make things easy on myself. Low hanging fruit, yada yada yada.
And while I don't have the energy or the creativity to try to be coy with the identity of
Remember back in August when you thought Football was never gonna get here? Well it did, in case you don't mamember. It's now week 14. FOURTEEN! And on top of that, it's almost Xmas! Is your brain matter fried yet? Time passes like Dreamboat on meth, ppl forget that. Speaking
George Iloka's has been reduced to a fine.
The appeal was based on Brown landing crooked & turning his head prior to the hit, making helmet-to-helmet contact almost unavoidable.
The Chiefs have suspended Marcus Peters for Sunday's game.
because he left the field of play while
Well, last night's game turned into the shitfest most of us feared it would become. Stupid me thought that, with both teams having implications from a loss, they'd keep it clean for the good of their season. Expect suspensions to be announced later today or by lunch Wednesday. Smith-Schuster and
The expected became fact this morning, as Ben McAdoo & GM Jerry Reese were both fired by the Giants.
Reese can claim to at least have contributed to the Giants recent Super Bowls, so his tenure wasn't an abject failure but simply a collective one.
Steve Spagnuolo will
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Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something