That's right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is...indisposed for the evening. Some people just can't hold their chloroform.
WHICH MEANS that Ol' Reverend Mayhem is driving the train tonight, and he's all hopped up on the Halloween candy Dr. Mrs. Mayhem bought and tried to stash away. CAN'T HIDE THE REESE'S FROM ME,
I've taken to walking the winding trails outside town this fall. It's hard to do in the spring because the paths are so muddy and during the summer the bugs are insane. I don't know how people do it without mosquito nets, but then those that do wear them look
TO THE GAMES! (yet again)
Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn't it? I'd like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It's still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back
Not very pretty, is it?
TO THE GAMES!
[mumbles to self] I'm getting very tired of Wordpress not recognizing 'Seahawks' as a word. Qb Wilson continues his trajectory towards MVP status but Cleveland might get both Ward and Williams back in the secondary. I'm not putting a lot of weight on the Browns
I'm glad that the NFL heard my wailings and gnashing of teeth last week and ended up scheduling a morning game. And by 'heard', I mean 'went about their business and did what they were going to do anyway'. They're quite gifted in that regard.
So, you see the the banner
So, my brother is at the Notre Dame - USC game in South Bend tonight. Beerbrother was invited to give a speech there yesterday, and instead of a per diem he accepted tickets to the game. I asked him if he spit on the Joe Theismann statue, and he responds
I've been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months. Allow me to explain.
When I filed for divorce from my ex-wife, now more than six years ago, I prepared and filed the documents myself. And also when I prepared my will a few years
What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the scurvy of teeth or the Giant of heart. I don't think I've ever cheered for a truly dominant team that I knew was going to run
It's going to be pretty easy for the Patriots tomorrow night, now that the following players have been ruled out: Saquon Barkley (ankle), Sterling Shepard (concussion), Evan Engram (knee) and Wayne Gallman (concussion).
The Giants are down to their third- and fourth-string running backs.
At this point, the Giants
Sam Darnold has been cleared to play this Sunday against the Cowboys.
He was apparently all-but-ready to go against the Eagles, but an ultrasound showed an enlarged spleen, a side-effect of mono, apparently.
GRONK ON FOX NOW!
His first action will be this Thursday during the Thursday Night
Let's get right to it, shall we?
-The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce Allen just couldn't wait to move on. And move on he did, shortly after 5am this morning. Does Washington specifically hire dickbags or does the work environment bring it
On these cool, crisp afternoons I like to do a bit of driving. I'm not by any means a 'fall colours' kinda guy but I when I do notice the foliage I'm reminded that it's pleasant enough to look at. I spent a part of the day raking leaves and