See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your mindhole and sit there festering, oozing that delicious milky-white substance that tastes a lot like room temperature ice cream. (h/t, Mr. Flacco) And then, and then..
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be upper echelon teams in their respective conferences and should take their divisions as well. As for the Raiders and Rams? Umm, hmm... This premise of mine
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We're that much closer to the most wonderful month of the year-the one that comes afterward. Can't recall its name but I do know the weather cools down a bit, (suck it, warm Earthers!)
Quick NFL Hits:
Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl
Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss
Wow, what a day.
I ended a relationship and got accused of hit and run.
OK, for the record, those two things are unrelated. I was not accused of hit and run by the young lady I ended the relationship with.
Well, that's not exactly true. But she didn't say it in those
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop associating their team with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the Miami Dolphins have now become associated with fascism. Way to go guys!
Last season, Kenny Stills, Donkey Kong
(Banner image via Brawl in the Family.)
Thaaaat's right, today is August 13th, which is International Left-Handers Day! No, I'm not joking, there's a website and everything. It's one of the silly holidays I actually like, being left-handed and all. Because we may have shorter lifespans, can't use regular scissors in
The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic.
But it also seems to have some other folks feeling....well... not so apathetic...
The brawl spilled over into the crowd. Media wasn’t able to record during this period, but there’s gonna be some
I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO! taking on yeah right's Vikings (9:00 EST, NFLN). New "thank Christ he's not Trevor Siemian" QB Case Keenum was unceremoniously cast aside (after a career year
It's shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it "un-beautiful symmetry", maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are gonna catch some action. One thing I've got an issue with is the fact that this is the first weekend that all teams are playing and
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO....
Who's ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and Mount Union?! This is our methadone for the four weeks, before our six month heroin bender begins.
24 teams (that's 75% of the league; MATH!) play tonight. Here's