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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Marble League 2026 Rolldown
THE AMPINKTHEATRE, ROSAKA—Another Marble League come and gone, celebrating the 10th anniversary of an idea to celebrate the 2016 Olympics by having color-coded marbles…
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Sexy Friday – 20260619
TGIF! USA! USA! USA! USA! Also, congrats to Our Hat for their first win, sorry about Koné. Word Count Filler Time Think your airport…
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Canada In The Spotlight Dance!
Let’s do this! I guess I should keep the nuggies north of the 49th parallel-centric huh? The NHL has washed its hands of The…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: They Actually Did It.
I got to the LIRR by Apartment Weaselo for the 10:50 train at about 10:48 or 49. It was a 9-point game and I…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
Let’s get right to it. Aldon Smith: He passed away recently at the age of 36. His career got off to a ridiculous start…
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World Cup Saturday Morning Musings #1
The first game today is Qatar v Switzerland at Noon Pacific. That means I can sleep in, get some errands done, and be ready…
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Sexy Friday – 20260612
TGIF! Ok, we’re almost halfway through the year. Apologies to technically correct Bogdanski. Enjoy your 50s next year. Anyway, we have no finals games…
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A Wumbo Wednesday Knicks Fan Vibe Check!
In a word, tenuous. In three words, fuck that guy. In two words, fuck Wemby, because apparently headlocks are legal when you’ve been anointed…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
Some of you folks are having misgivings about the World Cup but we all tend to like the competition on the field so I’ll…
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Full Void Open Thread
The Void is offically upon us. The Void is gonna linger, much like a cabbage fart in a stuck elevator. Seriously, I have absolutely…
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