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Your Monday Night Open Thread
There’s not many of these football-free Mondays left when you think about it-only 17 more after this one. And we all know that time…
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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief Non-Human Sports Update
Good evening, all. If anyone else came up to you about non-human sports, you’d think it’s some sort of AI bullshit, but not this…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
When does that World Cup start? My boys are out of the NHL playdowns, the NBA is barely watchable to me because I can’t…
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Championship Nut-Cutting Day Open Thread
Ugh. The upload cut off the last word, which is “SHITHOLE.” Apologies, Litre! The relegation slots might be all done and dusted, but three…
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Sexy Friday – 20260501
TGIF! Happy May Day to all who celebrate. Though, the real holiday is Cinco De ME. I mean, Mayo. Anyway, we’re mainlining playoff hockey…
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More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet
Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let’s All Go to the Mid-Off!
(Which is to say I’m taking advantage of the fact the Dirt Jets aren’t good right now to get cheap tix because I live…
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