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It’s All About The Hockey, Isn’t It? A Monday Night Open Thread
Well, personally it’s all about Manchester City (barely) taking care of business as well. And some other things but we’ll get to that. Horatio…
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Sexy Friday – 20260417
TGIF! This is the last reminder that our Sunday Gravy substitute chef needs to get their shit together and write a post with pictures.…
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Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread
It’s time to feel the jolt of driving a motorcycle off a helicopter while high on cocaine again. I can’t recall who originally said…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A BattleBots Beat Update!
No, not that it’s coming back. Maybe it is. Depends on a LOT, and I didn’t even watch Champions II. Buuuut, there is a…
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A Scattered Monday Night Open Thread
I’m all over the sports landscape because the NFL is offering so little. A reminder to folks (and to Horatio) that a week from…
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Sexy Friday – 20260410
TGIF! Happy splashdown day! Word Count Filler Time Speaking of words, let’s study origin of words, or as some say the etymology of words.…
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The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “They Are All Perfect”
I’m getting the cherry blossom texts from the Brooklyn Botanic Garden saying it’s bloom season! Maybe if they’re still there this weekend I can…
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