Good morning Lesser Footy fans!
We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . .
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Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year's Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe and Sudamerica are back, by God. So let us enjoy some proper Lesser Footy.
Perhaps you wish to sleep in. The Premiership has you covered, starting with
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week. Same location, even.
But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,
Good morning everyone! Are you all basking in the afterglow of yesterday's Bonus Pats Schadenfreude Day news? What a way to start the weekend, huh?
Well, I have another great way to start the weekend! With Sexy Soccer Saturday Ladies! Before we get to that part, however,
There are two more games today after yesterday's road victory pour les parisiennes at Old Trafford and the Roman home victory over the Portuguese potato ball makers.
Let's get right to it:
Tottenham Hotspurs v Borussia Dortmund
What is a Hotspur and why does the team have a chicken on its crest? Is
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two
Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere!
This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not
As we all know, there is only one game left in the NFL season. That means it's time to find other sports and divertissements to amuse ourselves. We've already got a healthy Premier League-loving community but those games are all but done by mid-day or mid-afternoon, depending on
It feels weird not having a football game to watch today. On the bright side, we have in America the start of a three-day weekend with Monday being Martin Luther King Day!
Wait, do they have MLK Day in the South? Hippo and TWBS, please advise.
Speaking of Hippo and
HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend.
Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling the hot breath of Man U(re) for 5th position, while the Hammers have worked their way up to the top half (10th). Could be fairly interesting.
Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly. I think we shall get them, but then again I am a moron.
Next up is Arsenal hosting Mighty Whitey (10:00, NBCSN). Litre's boys have been a little more alive of late, but this
Yes, I know. I'm sad too. However, there is no need to fret as the New Year will bring us a TON of fun footy action!
We will have another World Cup as the world's best women compete in France in the summer. We still have the knockout stages of the