IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was definitely a lot of fun, but, now it's time for the greatest golf tournament of the year. It's the 119th edition of the United States Open
Yes, I went with the English spelling tonight.
As far as sports, the only thing I can see that is on tonight is Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final with the St. Louis Blues trying desperately to prevent another BAWSTAN championship parade.
That comes your way at 5
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the "s" and not the "z" because the country is called Brasil in its native language and it is also Brasil in Spanish.
Where was I?
El fútbol Boliviano no tiene gran historia. El equipo siempre ha tratado de...
Wait, you wanted me to do this entire preview in English? Fiiiine!
Bolivia is not well-known for a lot of things, fútbol being one of them. As I mentioned in the overall Copa América post, it
Just when you thought that you were safe from the resident DFOers that love soccer and that, after today's Champions League Final, you wouldn't have to hear about fútbol for a while, well....
¡No tan rápido, mis amigos!
This year is a special year as we get
Kyle Broflovski was right:
For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release.
Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming
Good morning everyone! I trust you all had a nice weekend and those of you who are lucky enough to have your mothers with you were able to at least give her a call.
I was thinking this weekend: Sure, there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but
I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television.
Last night, I had finished dinner and I was perusing the channel guide when I saw that Paradise Hotel was airing on FOX. Unlike with Temptation Island, I had never seen
Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,
As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to create and achieve your own. I promised I would provide updates as the year went on.
Since April is the start of the second quarter of the
AKA, So I wanna pick a team, which one should I pick?
Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat!
The AFL season starts this week and some of you haven't picked a team yet. I can easily understand the difficulties involved in picking a team in a sport you barely understand in
Yes, today is all of those things!
Except in the Canadian territories because, much like the U.S., Canada could give two shits about territories.
Apparently, also the French-speaking province of Québec and the English-speaking province of Newfoundland and Labrador don't get a holiday today.
Who did they piss off?
Don't answer that.
Let's take them