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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?” He muttered to himself, “Aww,…
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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update **Championships** (Week 17)
Hey. That’s it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16)
LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember,…
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Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Cancún…. The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!” She muttered…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Northern Ontario…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)
Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you’ve been throwing into the line up finally turn back…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)
Hey. Welp, that’s it, the FF regular season, done and dusted. What a roller coaster ride it was, huh? Let’s take a look at…
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