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Far Too Late Fantasy Advice and Assorted Grumblings: An Open Thread
How about that Thursday, huh? She’s a real cracker this week. Due to three separate sources of stress the gerbils woke me up at…
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Draft Day, Draft Day, Gonna Get Down On Draft Day: Your Monday Night Open Thread
With apologies to Rebecca Black. (has anyone ever apologized to Ms. Black? Well, it’s about time someone did) The DFO Premier League is up to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The [Door Flies Open] 2026 Fantasy Football Team Name Guide
Greetings, welcome one and all to one of the most important posts of the year, the fantasy football name guide. As we all know,…
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Nearer My Football To Thee
Both kinds! We’ll have the American sort soon enough and if memory serves the EPL even sooner. I could in theory look it up…
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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?” He muttered to himself, “Aww,…
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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update **Championships** (Week 17)
Hey. That’s it Imaginary Internet Friends. Championship Week 2025 is in the books and we have our league champions crowned. CRUCIAL VITAL MOST IMPORTANT…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16)
LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember,…
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Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…