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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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Not Yet.
I looked at my grandparents’ pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals
I didn’t really want to call them Resolutions because they’re really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2024
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Like the Deserts Miss the Rain
There’s very little to be said when things take this long (gestures Sonofspamingly at my B Favre area). Oh and the trees in the…