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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The Hell Was That?
Guten tag, drones. We’re drawing closer to shutting down the mock drafts for the season, making way for Hippo Thoughts as Most Glorious football…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’m Tired Of Pandering To You People!
Guten tag drones. This week’s title comes from Diamond Joe Quimby, who yelled something like that at the good people of Springfield. Unfortunately I…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I’m not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…