The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there's a yard sale in progress. Ninjas and techs are looking through the variety of toasters, clocks, beakers, centrifuges, weights, televisions... Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is sitting at a table with
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the Future! While the rest of the DFO has been up to their ears in trouble, Low Commander has been gathering up supplies and is now in a checkout line with a yuuuge cart full of future-stuff. Warblefunk is playing over the sound system.
The scene: The future! A time centuries from now, when mankind has survived countless wars, disasters and Zymm-related incidents to...well, maybe not thrive, exactly. I mean, it's more like mankind is still kicking around on a planet that's become pretty darn weird. Until recently Emperor Moose ruled with an iron
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Ballsofsteelandfury is walking down the hallway with Moosemas Gorilla, Jerry and BFC.
BFC: We appreciate the tour! This place is yuuuge!
Ballsofsteelandfury: No problem. I figured you guys should know your way around a bit.
Jerry (walking toward a door): Hey,
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically the cafeteria, where Ballsofsteelandfury, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Moosemas Gorilla, BFC and Jerry have retreated to eat and drink after Doktor Zymm made anatomical references to Mr. Fantastic's...
BFC takes a sausage from the plate with a nod.
The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are wandering around.
Jerry: This place is yuuuge! This is bigger than that resort we stayed at in Veracruz.
BFC: Uh...yeah. That was a prison, not a resort, remember?
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference on Tuesday in which he attempted to sound a note of optimism after what has been a disappointing performance by Minnesota's starters in the preseason.
"I think we have reason to feel good," said Zimmer, despite the evidence of
The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This thing is wicked cool, bro. It's a metallic red with golden trim and racing flames, with yuuuge gold rims that look like they came off of
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there's a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god's mansion. The ancients are digging the cool tunes (mostly Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, Booker T & the MG's and Santo & Johnny...Bruce has a great
The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it and it sounds cool, that's why) sits a massive structure lit by neon. It's...
All sorts of mutants, freaks and geeks converge here to indulge in that
Hey, guys! That's right, I'm back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you...
Hey, why are you guys looking at me like that? C'mon, it was one week. And I left you in the care of the Wee Baby Seamus, right? He promised to look after you
The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2's head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying him off. JJ Fozz is sitting by the pool, dangling his feet in the water and sipping from a frosty mug while Horatio Cornblower checks on