"OW MY HEAD!"
"UGH, MY STOMACH!"
"YIKES, MY BALLS!"
These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks.
Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing]
Devil Thanks for meeting me here guys
Peterman No problem
McCoy [stairs blankly]
Devil [mutters to him\her self] no one is going to hit you here, take off the damn helmet
Lorenzo Alexander Hello
Devil So...I called
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full Saturday of delightful Footy action!
Here is the schedule:
This is one of those days that it makes sense to wake up early and have beer for breakfast.
Welcome back to another edition of Boots On The Ground! In part 1 of this 2-part series I shared my experiences in and around the Denver area, focusing mainly on Coors Field, beer, food and beer. Today I wanted to show you the primary reason I visited the Denver area
Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO!
While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner.
As if you didn't get enough World Cup coverage, I am here tonight because MicheladaTioRoberto has been forced to do work at inconvenient times for the Open Thread.
So, first things first. Following today's games, here is how the first two groups ended up:
GROUP A WINNER: Uruguay
GROUP A RUNNERUP: Russia
This is the moment we have all been waiting for!
Shut up, tWBS!
The wait is finally over and the real non-friendly games begin. We are starting at the ripe time of 4 AM Pacific because the Opening Ceremony to the 2018 World Cup begins at 6:00 AM Pacific and we need
Kravius looked up from his lunch. Andrus, the arena manager, was standing in the doorway. He looked nervous which was entirely reasonable since he was interrupting Kravius's lunch.
“Whadda you want?” Kravius was a single-minded sort whose mind was currently focused on the ingestion of several thousand calories. He
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Low Commander enters to find a banged-up Old School Zero and a disheveled Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sitting back and smoking a bowl.
Low Commander: Hey, guys...what's up?
OSZ (mumbling): Nng. Gnng hng nng.
Low Commander (noticing OSZ's wired jaw): Whoa! What the hell happened?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: Hey, LC! Well, I found this
EXTERIOR, Balls' beach house, pool deck, San Felipe, Baja California, México
The sun is slowly setting on the mountains at Balls' back leaving streaks of pink, orange, and yellow across the cloudy sky. In front of Balls, the Sea of Cortés is calm and reflects the light of the bluish-purplish sky as
So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex. There are a lot of things to unwrap:
I paid $20 USD for a fucking movie ticket at fucking 4:00 PM! Granted, it was a Dolby cinema with fully
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Old School Zero and Darkest Timeline Zach Morris are cleaning up the debris from Doktor Zymm's RV crashing through the wall.
OSZ: Man, what a mess! I can't believe this.
DTZM: Ah, what are you gonna do? It's just cool most of us are