Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet: Chapter Seven

Chapter 7 When Worlds Go Boom Five years ago Da'qot was a quiet, peaceful planet. Her people had been starfarers in the recent past, but after traveling to distant worlds and meeting new lifeforms and seeing new civilizations, they retreated back to their homeworld as fast as they could. It was

Goddess II – Episode 4

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS:  Holee... Leticia:  ...Shit. balls (giggling):  Hee hee.  Told ya. Leticia:  da Fuq????? Vanessa:  Right????? balls:  Welcome to the Sky View Suite.  Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped.  Let's get crunk. tWBS:  You guys go ahead.  Imma hit

Oscar Preview 2018: The Films No One Watches

Good afternoon, Commentists. We're ten days from the Oscars, and I believe that this will finally be the year that I can claim to have watched everything. Some of you may remember how close I've gotten the past couple of years; I missed the animated film My Life as a Courgette last year,

Your Daytona 500 Sunday Evening Open Thread

Does anyone else gets annoyed by those Happy Daytona Day ads? Luckily, I'm not the only one: Listen, today is a big day because it's the "Official" start of the NASCAR season (even though we had two Duels on Thursday and a Clash last Sunday).  The Clash was an exhibition race between

Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet: Chapter Six

Chapter 6 Race with the Cyborg Princess Tasmin held on for dear life as Covalent Blonde raced the stolen aircar over the treetops. King Zixtik was in the back seat, clacking his pincers in the air fretfully and screaming, “Unable to translate! Unable to translate!” Crabman language was a very intricate set

At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN

[INTERIOR,  DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny.  I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY.  So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is

Goddess II – Episode 3

[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three.  balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP.  But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate.  The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels

Goddess II – Episode 2

[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door):  Hey!!!!  Have you got all your things ready?  The bellhop will be here for our bags soon.  You're already gorgeous anyway.  Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom):  Almost done.  Just a another minute!!! Leticia:  *sigh* There's a knock at the

Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet: Chapter Four

Chapter 4 Hard Ticket to Zaladon IV   The escape pod tumbled through space. Here's the thing about space pirates: They're not an especially fastidious lot. They tend to keep their ship operational, but not necessarily in peak condition. Quite a bit of attention is paid to the guns and the armory, since pirates

Goddess II – Episode 1

[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls:  So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS:  Yeah sorry.  It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia.  I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it

Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet! Chapter Three

Chapter 3 Starship Tokers Marc clanged down the hallway in his powered armor, looking for Covalent Blonde. The first time that Balls had made him wear the armor, he was annoyed. He'd argued that Otto didn't have to wear any armor, but of course Otto was a brain encased in a globe that