Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 18, 2017August 17, 2017

The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there's a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god's mansion. The ancients are digging the cool tunes (mostly Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, Booker T & the MG's and Santo & Johnny...Bruce has a great

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 11, 2017August 10, 2017

The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it and it sounds cool, that's why) sits a massive structure lit by neon. It's... All sorts of mutants, freaks and geeks converge here to indulge in that

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 4, 2017August 3, 2017

Hey, guys! That's right, I'm back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you... Hey, why are you guys looking at me like that? C'mon, it was one week. And I left you in the care of the Wee Baby Seamus, right? He promised to look after you

The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

yeah right - July 30, 2017

In honor of [Door Flies Open]'s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding fathers of our former motherblog Kissing Suzy Kolber. On July 10th I attended a book reading/signing in Manhattan Beach, CA. The author on hand was none other

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "Special Sauce" The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself. As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 21, 2017July 21, 2017

The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2's head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying him off. JJ Fozz is sitting by the pool, dangling his feet in the water and sipping from a frosty mug while Horatio Cornblower checks on

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 18, 2017July 18, 2017

Tonight's episode: "Model Behaviour" The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week. Maybe they were at the Brewfest? All he knew is it was an inconvenience. He would have to put everything in a bag

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 14, 2017July 12, 2017

The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the wheel. He gets out, followed by Covalent Blonde, Moosemas Gorilla and Marc, and they head for the door. Nearby, Vodkamanboris and Coquettish Blonde are hiding in the

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 11, 2017July 6, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 7, 2017July 6, 2017

The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many forgotten by time and history, reside. Ancient deities like Og, prehistoric god of the cave, hangs out here. He owns a condo next to Pok, ancient

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 4, 2017July 4, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right: I gotta

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 30, 2017June 29, 2017

The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry: I mean... You said you wanted to get some swimming in on this trip. BFC (glaring): Remember that time in Naples? Jerry: Yeah...? BFC: When you slept with that gymnast? Jerry: