Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the

Mouth Flies Open: Lucky Number 7

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required.  If you

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’ve been keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – The Movies

As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required.  If you

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Technical Categories

As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Acting Categories

As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required.  If you

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Door Number Four

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required. 

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Wild Card Weekend

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

New Year Resolutions Challenge

I asked in the DFO clubhouse if anyone did New Year's Resolutions. The response was basically the banner image. Some choice comments: King Hippo: I made a New Year's Resolution to stop making New Year's Resolutions about 10 years ago. And it stuck! Fuck yo' social rituals of illusory self-improvement. BFC: