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Dealing With Tax Issues In A Mature, Adult Fashion
If I could impart just one piece of advice to today’s youth, it would be to make sure you’re born into a stupid amount…
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The DFO March College Basketball Tournament Preview
It’s that time of year again; the clocks have sprung forward, the potato-eating countries have been celebrated, and random baseball teams are heading to…
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Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024
Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…
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Wednesday Motivational: Perspective
This is the last week of the 2023 season for NFL fans, the biggest fans of convoluted calendars since the Aztecs. Ask anyone about…
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The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three “Best” Burger franchises. I speak,…
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Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…
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Guttersnipe
The skies are angry today, my friends. And whoever is setting the thermostat is a cruel bitch. -12C (10F) was the high today and…
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Guttersnipe
Sweet Mother Mary, winter is here and it’s a righteous goddamn hassle. While apparently the milk-baggers out east in this fine country are enjoying…