Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals God's apparent hatred for the Cleveland Browns. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than
Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view.
Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!"
Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?"
V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this success has fed the hate and kept it at a nice even temperature long enough to smoke all the cattle in Texas.
In a similar vein, the
< I just edited this after the bar. No baby yet. Bday tomorrow and very pregnant wife said lets go to the bar (not for her drinks), blah blah blah you don't want to hear it>
Welcome back (the futbolistas) from an entertaining if not incredibly frustrating quarterfinal round. The side
[Editor's Note: Bill from Free Ballin' asked for a guest bloggy-post to introduce this week's episode, and he handed over the keys to Reverend Mayhem. God help them.]
Men. MEN! It's the last week of the season! Normally, this is a time for us to roll around with abandon in the
WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it's against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5 at one point in November. They've since run off nine-straight wins, won the AFC North, and got through their first two playoff games. Mike Tomlin and
Editor's Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it along with some images. Enjoy!
The name's Belichick, Bill Belichick, and I come before you general managers tonight with a trade proposal. Probably the greatest [turns
So, writers across the country are trying to fill space between playoff games by deriding Roger Goodell's idea for expansion of the playoffs solely because of this weekend's particularly sucky games. Granted, it's an over-reaction, but any time anyone gives Roger Goodell shit for being a National Disgrace, it's also
Beef Jerky Time!!!! There's plenty, you know.
I'm sorry folks. Sincerely. This week....Thank God It's Sexy Friday is going to suck. And I don't mean just a little bit of suck. It's going to suck badly. I mean like, if I got paid anything around here, this one would warrant getting
Li’l Johnny Saves Christmas, Part One
--or, This Is Not the True Meaning of Christmas, Or Even “Saves,” For That Matter--
Best Laid Plans
Christmas had come round again,
And Johnny was going away
He already made excuses to friends
For missing Christmas Day.
He’d packed away his sunscreen,
He’d bought extra flip-flops
Johnny even paid a little extra