Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports.
Have you seen the paper towel
Believe it or not, it was only 10 weeks ago that we all came together to preview the Jaguars’ 2019 season. Were we ever so young?
This writer predicted a 6-10 season for the Jaguars, who at the bye sit at 4-5 and tied for last place in the AFC South.
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it's always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don't have to fume for two weeks, and can squint and sort of see a plan coming together.
Plus, you know. I don't want a horse's head in
[Slow fade in to EXT. - a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.]
[Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground, as a man lies passed out on the floor, snoring.]
[A second man enters through the front door, gingerly stepping around the mess.]
[Pan to a shot of the
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that?
How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r?
Let's try something happier.
(checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.)
It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year.
Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered
(Caption for picture above: "The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?")
When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke Elliott was holding out in Mexico. I predicted, correctly that he'd be signed, rich, and playing by Week 1 and by God he was. I also predicted
So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are...I'm not too sure of what we are.
Lamar Jackson's an MVP! No, he's a running back! No, he needs to learn how to pass! Good Christ I'm fucking tired of how every second of every day
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year?
That was adorable.
They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda sucks, and David Njoku broke something, and Nick Chubb still has a name that makes me giggle.
Their coach is this random DUI mugshot:
Still kinda laughing about Chubb.
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands.
THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT
This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4
So every team gets a bi bye, and the players rejoice (like they didn't joice enough the first time). This week, the Tampa Bay Buck-an-Ears get to play grabass off the field and not get CTE, which means I gotta fucking write about how they're doing I get to regale
I'm perfectly willing to admit it when I'm wrong. I'm wrong a lot.
But so far, I don't have to.
Back in the pre-season I predicted that the Panthers would go 5-11 and end up in last place in the NFC South. Well, they haven't hit 5 wins. Yet.
I also predicted that