Let’s start with the good stuff.
Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His amazing frog croaks, ridiculous throws and insane improvisations have been the highlights of the league. Nobody plays with the swagger this kid is dropping every week. He
Holy cats, amirite?? I'mma just leave this here:
OK, fine, I will type some more. These guys are for real, despite a slew of injuries (Two of the Good Ones being the real problem, as Josh Reynolds can capably step into the Cooper Kupp role).
You can't dismiss them based on schedule.
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that
As an older millennial . . .
/Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him
I was trained to hate MASH, particularly the theme song because it signified the end of two wonderful hours of Simpsons and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air syndicated episodes on CBC. Unfortunately, this song best describes
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is!
Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos!
We'll wins it again anyways!
Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids!
We beats the Chiefses and Packers!
The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds!
The 'Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually.
In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them suck. Yes, I'm a petty and vindictive asshole. But their pain nourishes my soul. I can't help it.
So why am I doing this bye week review? I
Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season.
"The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how
Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller's Halloween party and into a total stranger's abode. Now, we sit idle at 3-6, losers of 6 of our last 7. That one win? The memorable slaughter of Birdcano on TNF. So...yeah. Hardly a
Hey, remember three weeks ago when the Ravens were 4-2 and leading the division?
Yeah, they don't remember either. No one does.
There's a reason for that.
Not only have the Ravens gone on a 3 game losing streak since then, but they also have the worst record in division games in the
INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY
[A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The room is so packed with bodies that there is a constant murmur that drowns out the few notes of the organ just audible above the buzz. DEAN
The Arizona Cardinals.
Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop.
Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also
If you can seriously look me in the eye and tell me that Andy Dalton might not be the anti-Christ, then I've got a bridge to sell you.
Three weeks ago it appeared that the Cincinnati Bengals were the class of the AFC North this year. Which at the time wasn't