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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Welcome to the world, kiddo. You made it! At last! The last time I was writing about life advice for you – and for…
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“I Don’t Think I’ve Wasted My Time” – A Belated Seahawks Bye Week Post
The Seahawks bye was in Week 8, and here we are in Week 14. They have played five games since then, and gone 4-1…
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Only Degenerates Care About This Team: An Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update (2025)
I tell you what, I saw I was overdue to write this Arizona Cardinals bye-week update and I felt like, “I’ll just shrug it…
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“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye
Look – can I be honest here for a second? A Week 5 bye is hardly something to measure a team against unless they…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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The Literal AI-Generated Bye Week Update Headline is – Colts at the Bye: A Season of Ups and Downs
AI wrote this part: The Indianapolis Colts head into their Week 14 bye with a 6-7 record, leaving them with a lot to ponder…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
In years past, December often meant seeing your favorite childhood things coming out to mark the calendar with excitement and joy. For residents of…
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“There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye
Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it’s me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and… Y’know…
