Your “Let’s Get Stuffed” Friday Evening Open Thread

I've been in a weird mood lately.  Lotsa reasons for that, I suppose.  No need to go into all of them.  Or even any of them, actually. But my point is that this week's theme is well....ummmm.... Weird.... I have no idea why the idea for this week's theme popped into my head

Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster

Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: "Hey Scott." Scott Linehan: "Jason." JG: "Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out." SL: "Shore is, Jason. Although, we got a couple of winnable games in there." JG: "Hell, they're all tough opponents in the NFL and especially this time of year." SL: "Yep." JG: "So,

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Dec 1

Later this gorgeous Pacific Time morning, I'll be heading out to the LA Convention Center to check out the LA Auto Show. I may find my next car or I may just get extremely tired walking around for hours on end. Which will it be? STAY TUNED! In the meantime,  the UEFA Nations

Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2” Friday Evening Open Thread

Nearly a year ago I threatened to do this occasionally. And by "this" I mean thrill all of you with my horrible taste in music.  And the sexiness therein.  Well, it took me nearly a year to get back to it, but here we are. Well I Guess That's Music Allegedly #2....is

DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is inspecting his recent manicure, occasionally frowning at imperfections.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is impatiently peering at a six-pack planter of seedlings. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Come on, damn you!  Hurry up

Your “Bad Medicine” Friday Evening Open Thread

Fair warning, I have no idea what to write about this week.  So I'm not even going to try. I've been burning the candle at both ends for the past several months in a lot of ways.  Much too much, actually. Now more recently, between excessive traveling, lack of sleep, dealing with

tWBS’ Adventures In The Swamp – Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm in Florida this week visiting a friend.  And aside from the reason I'm here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been very nice and a lot fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8WLa6umgdw Well, that part aside... Simply stated, Florida is a shithole. I DROVE 12 HOURS FOR THIS???? Full disclosure, I hadn't been in the State

This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.

Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. "The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how

Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride

EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday's walk-through. He seems a bit forlorn, yet still has the semblance of an optimistic smile on face. As he is a few feet from his car, another vehicle rolls up] [CAR DOOR FLIES

Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era

INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The room is so packed with bodies that there is a constant murmur that drowns out the few notes of the organ just audible above the buzz. DEAN

Your “Keep On Truckin'” Friday Evening Open Thread

I have no idea what to talk about, so I'm just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I've been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything.  Sooooooooo.... First and foremost.... DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!! He was kidnapped

The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.

INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in there? [Door cracks open] Ian: Who is this? What are you doing here? Balls: It’s me. Balls of Steel. I hope I haven’t caught you at a bad time. Ian (flashing a confident