TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway?  I'm really not, to be honest.  Though I probably should be. Little known fact.... I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th.  And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be? Honestly though,

Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land.  We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week.  How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that.  Sit

Meanwhile, After Practice…

  INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here. ANTONIO BROWN: Of course. COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley. ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it.  [gets up to leave] All good? COACH TOMLIN:

Announcing… The #DoLoThroDo17 Challenge.

I'm doing a stupid thing on Saturday, and I encourage you all to join me in this endeavour if you so please. If you want to follow along live while I do so, be sure to follow me on Twitter at @TSN_Jorts. I'll probably be starting around 1 PM EST,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Grand Final Recap

Well,  those of you that tuned in last Friday and followed along with our AFL Sexy Open Thread know already that the Richmond Tigers are your 2017 AFL Premiership winners! They started off well before Adelaide reacted and started taking control of the game in the first quarter.  However,  the Crows

TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread

For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week, you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well,  today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over. We will be giving you a full

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Preliminary Finals

It's always a bit weird when your team gets eliminated from the championship hunt, isn't it?  I mean, there are still games left to be played, in my case one, but a little air has been let out of the tires. Call it the Finals refractory period, if you will.

Your “You Know What Time It Is And You Want Me To Do What?” Open Thread

As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast. No one should be up this early to do anything unless they are completely naked and they have someone else of like mind lying next to them. I hope you are one of those lucky

TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread Ah yes, leaves.  That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me.  Oh well. It might not feel like it (it was in the lower 90s here today, for example) but today is the first day of Autumn. Autumn is a pretty neat time of year. 

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Semi Finals

You know, sometimes it is nice to be wrong.  And to have something good happen first thing in the morning that gives you happiness the rest of the day.  No, I'm not talking about a morning blowjob, 69, or anal.   Not yet anyway. Let's get started! Welcome to Balls of Steel's