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2026 NFL Draftmas – Day Three (and Whatever Lesser Stuff Happens)
Footy has left me bruised, battered, and broken. So, thankfully there is MOAR human chattel auctioning today (ESPN/NFLN). Spurs misery porn theatre will continue…
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Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law
This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…
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Time For A Post Or Chili
Good Morning! It’s Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with…
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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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Thoughts on a Thursday
Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a “Thursday” and thus didn’t plan any…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?
Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive. Plus, the subwoofer behind…
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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering
Something pretty amazing happened last night. I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings. Down…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…