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  • Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law

    April 16, 2026

    This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…

  • Time For A Post Or Chili

    Time For A Post Or Chili

    February 26, 2026

    Good Morning! It’s Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with…

  • Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition

    Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition

    February 21, 2026

    So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…

  • Thoughts on a Thursday

    Thoughts on a Thursday

    January 29, 2026

    Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a “Thursday” and thus didn’t plan any…

  • Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?

    Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?

    July 28, 2025

    Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive.  Plus, the subwoofer behind…

  • This Thread Is Open

    This Thread Is Open

    July 20, 2025

    Evenin’. Left for a beachhouse last Wednesday. What day is it? 🤪

  • HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering

    HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering

    May 5, 2025

    Something pretty amazing happened last night.  I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings.  Down…

  • It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

    It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

    February 13, 2025

    Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…

  • Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

    Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

    January 28, 2025

    Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…

  • Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

    Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

    January 22, 2025

    I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…

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