Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

Seriously. T-Swift can'y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it's friggin' Lent tomorrow. On Valentine's Day! Anyway, it's Mardi Gras tonight, so NAWLINS had to have been weirder than normal this past weekend/week. I'm grew up Catholic, and now generously describe myself as "lapsed" at

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread

  Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Boris’ Week 18 Writeup

Hey all, and welcome to the Week 18 breakdown! Week 17 was....awful. Not only did I get to witness 2 championships I would have won had things broke a different way in seasonal, but I blew nearly every DFS dollar I invested. Last year I took a GPP down in

Boris’ Week 17 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to the week 17 writeup! Week 16 was quite brutal. Not only was it mostly a fail in DFS, but my seasonal hopes were dashed by Amari Cooper as well. I didn't have Cooper setting a Browns single game record by catching passes from Flacco on

Boris’ Christmas Eve Writeup

Hey all and welcome to the Christmas Eve slate of games for Sunday! I hope all of you are having a good holiday season and that the in-laws aren't too overbearing. At this time of year, I like to begin to pay attention to teams and players who are incentivized

Boris’ Week 15 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 15 of the NFL season, which at the moment is already in swing. I did a Saturday only article on Gridiron if anyone wants to read it, but the majority of my ownership lies with Nick Mullens and TJ Hockenson, so hopefully they are

Boris’ Week 14 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 14 of the NFL season, which appears to be Zach Moss SZN yet again. Last week was decent but the big score still eludes me. There are some interesting moves to make here in week 14, so let's get into it. Should you desire to

Boris’ Week 13 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 13 of the NFL season, a.k.a. Zach Moss SZN. News about Jonathan Taylor needing surgery didn't break until after the salary sites posted their tournaments, so Moss is looking at having a super low salary and perhaps 20 opportunities on Sunday. In cash games

Boris’ Week 12 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 12 of the NFL season! I guess it isn't a true welcome since we are 4 games deep at this point. I'm a little scared this week as there are 2 matchups that are screaming at me to roster the players in. This can