[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls: Where the hell have you guys been? I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison): Grumble grumble. Balls: Fine,
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is
tWBS: So here we are again. It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You really like saying that, huh? Balls: Hehehehe....yes. tWBS: OK, so what should we do this time? Balls: Duh.... tWBS: Shit. Balls: What? tWBS: It's just been a while since I've seen that one. And
BallsofSteelandFury: We're back! Some of you may say, "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, should have won an Oscar. Nay, a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No, shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third
Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS: I've actually seen Citizen Kane
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear armageddon during the Cold War. I also saw the end of the Cold War and the uneasy transition to the world we live in today where enemies are