[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE]
TWBS: Yo, you awake?
Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant?
TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.
Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well.
TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious.
Balls: Me too.
TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day...
Balls: Beastie is
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Good morning! Condolences to any of you who are actually awake when this goes live. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will announce the nominees for its ridiculous, interminable award show in a few hours, and as a man who's seen, like, forty or so of 2017's new
tWBS: So here we are again. It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know.
Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!
tWBS: You really like saying that, huh?
tWBS: OK, so what should we do this time?
tWBS: It's just been a while since I've seen that one. And
tWBS: So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we're trying to force upon them yet?
Balls: Probably. But do we care?
tWBS: A little I guess. I just don't want them to end up...
Balls: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!!
tWBS: Well that wasn't very nice.
BallsofSteelandFury: We're back! Some of you may say, "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct.
This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, should have won an Oscar. Nay, a Nobel.
TWBS: Aren't you overselling it?
Balls: No, shut up.
TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them?
Balls: This is our third
tWBS: OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl and who was James. Remember?
balls: How could I not? But we ended up agreeing that you're more of the troublemaker if I recall?
tWBS: OK, let's not rehash
Gone With The Wind
Lawrence of Arabia
These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these.
tWBS: I've actually seen Citizen Kane
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view.
Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!"
Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?"
V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can
I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear armageddon during the Cold War. I also saw the end of the Cold War and the uneasy transition to the world we live in today where enemies are
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of them suck ass. I’ll be reviewing them as I see fit. Warning, most of these are going to suck. And you will disagree. And I won’t
This is a new feature. It's about movies that I try and watch on various streaming services. There are many movies to watch, few of them are good. You'll see that I barely get into the movie before turning it off, while I find others quite enjoyable. Having this thing