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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Things Right

Guten tag, drones. Today, if you’re in the United States of Ontario, you’re celebrating Labor Day, which means you’re not working. This has affected…

Guten tag drones! Welcome to the penultimate mock draft of the 2026 off-season. Hippo will be hoping we get that thing he sent us…

Guten tag, drones. Writing this on Sunday night after not getting a lot of sleep Saturday night, (never sleep well after getting home at…

Guten tag, drones. We’re drawing closer to shutting down the mock drafts for the season, making way for Hippo Thoughts as Most Glorious football…

Guten tag drones. This week’s title comes from Diamond Joe Quimby, who yelled something like that at the good people of Springfield. Unfortunately I…

Guten tag drones. I’m leaping in here to try to get this down before our internet decides to take another couple of hours off.…

Guten tag, drones. Had quite the busy weekend, starting with the wedding of a friend of my son where all the parents sat around…

Guten tag, drones. “Posted!” is something we tend to say in my monthly poker tournament. The previous blind is coming to a quick end,…

Guten Tag, drones. Today is my first day back at work after a two-week vacation. They say a good vacation has you chomping at…

Guten tag drones. Still on vacation this week. Will I go back after a full two weeks off? Who knows! My health insurance needs…