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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Come Sail Away
Guten Tag, drones. It’s not that I forgot about the draft until right now, it’s that I’ve been swamped with other things, including walking…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man
Guten Tag drones, and welcome to May. All month, too. Hopefully it will start to warm up around here soon. I am getting well…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: That’s Not A Black Cat, Is It?
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from the Hobo No-Go Zones of Northern Ontario and frequent contributor Scotchnaut. At some point in the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You’re Money’s No Good Here
Guten Tag, drones. Today’s topic comes courtesy of the WEEI’s ‘Jones & Keefe Show,’ which runs from 10-2 weekdays and is a welcome relief…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Black Widows!
Guten Tag drones! I went into my notes for this week’s topic and found that, at some point during the off-season, I had scribbled…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Didn’t See That Coming!
Guten Tag, drones. Tonight, the most glorious Fightin’ Horatios, Men’s NetBall Division, go for their third NCAA championship in the last four years, which…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh, That’s Where They Wound Up
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from me having to see ads for shows like The Voice or, even worse, The Masked Singer.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is Sports Center
Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don’t rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, ‘Breadshirt,’…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!
Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…