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Hello kiddies! I'm back.
Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes
Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as "Mistuh" with a Yinzer who made fun of an aspiring Fuhrer (who, not uncoincidentally, also likes to be called "Mister"). Dunno how much that will translate to immediate on-field improvements, but it has to
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop associating their team with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the Miami Dolphins have now become associated with fascism. Way to go guys!
Last season, Kenny Stills, Donkey Kong
A Familar tune begins to play....
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I broke my back for my living
I don't need to fight, to prove I'm right
I shouldn't have apologized for being asked to be forgiven....
Hello all, welcome to Brocky's preview of the 2018 Houston Texans' season. You no
Exterior - Vikings Training Camp. Day.
The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet.
Vikings GM Rick Speilman addresses the media.
Rick Speilman: "Coach Zimmer doesn't have any statement to make as of today but I can answer any team related questions you may
Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos
Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by tiny dopamine hits along the otherwise slow, cruel, and seemingly endless march to opening kickoff. As soon as the Super Bowl was over, I craved football's return.
Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in.
This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired
Welcome to your 2018 Green Bay Packers preview. Now, before we get too far into this number, I need to point out that I am not a Green Bay Packers fan. I've really got little against the franchise -- I like that they got the small-town-owns-a-franchise thing going for them,
Last time we saw the Cincinnati Bengals, they were finishing a disappointing season strong by defeating the Baltimore Ravens, letting fellow down-on-their-luck franchise Buffalo Bills back into the playoffs after an absence of just under two decades. After receiving the joys and adulations of a grateful Buffalo Bills team and
Oh, you lovably chaotic Lions. Like the drunk toddler of the NFC North, you stagger into the coming season. No sense of what you're doing, where you're headed or why you're screaming. Don't ask why. Just enjoy the dance.
Because I am not a Lions fan, and because their players no
So, true story, I was joking around about how I'd draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn it into an AFL finals preview and before I knew it, I had actually been assigned the Browns!
That should teach me to keep my mouth shut.