As I'm typing this, a delicious slice of Danish kringle is settling in my stomach. The Danish kringle is the State Dessert of Wisconsin, don'tchaknow?
How is that possible? Also, how is it that couples all across Los Angeles go to Solvang
as their weekend-getaway/let's go bang for the weekend and see
Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat Australian World Cup Preview!
I put Tim Cahill pics up because the story of successful Australian fútbol in the last few years is the story of one Timothy Filiga Cahill. He is Australia's highest goal scorer of all time and has led the
You may remember my post about Spain from last year:
That tells you pretty much all I want to tell you about Spain The Country. This post will actually focus pretty heavily on Spain The Team. Why?
Because Spain is one of the five teams I think have a realistic shot to
Before we begin, please hit Play on the YouTube video below and play at a high volume:
Weird Al is a genius.
Which seems a perfect transition to the Portugal team preview. As much as many of us may dislike/hate the man and the club team he plays for, there is no
Any discussion of Saudi Arabia, especially during the holy month of Ramadan (which started at sunset on May 14), must first begin with debate over the proper pronunciation of the country's name.
The 2018 World Cup will mark Saudi Arabia's fifth time competing in this event. Their previous four appearances all
If you think i'm going to fill this preview with pictures of hot Russian girls that may or may not have peed on various heads of state, including our own President, you know me quite well.
There will be some fútbol, of course, but let's face it, not even the Russian
Before we begin, obligatory:
Lazy, yes, but do you really think I'm going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in a skimpy outfit?
Fuck and no. Damn, she can still get it.
Speaking of, can the Egyptian National Team get it in the World Cup? "It" being, of course,
Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my
Holy shit, you guys, I can't remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since... well, certainly since the expiration date on my collectable box of Flutie Flakes!
Yes, it's been a long playoff drought. The Drought can now legally drive and get
The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits down next to him. She is fiddling with one of her omnipresent gadgets.
Pirate Sloth: Arr, what that be, Doktor?
Doktor Zymm: It ist eine Portable Unit To
As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it's important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS MEDIA has predicted for the BLUE COLLAR REDBIRDS! So, before looking ahead at this year's great preview, let's start with some excerpts from this failing site's