OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4 Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot
OK, I lied. There's no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It's a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight is...ummmm... the Women's World Cup? Holy Hell, how did I end up volunteering for this? Anyhoo, let's talk about something vaguely football related today. I saw where The
Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad's is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com - it's free to enter and you can win $10 grand in prizes. There's also a charitable donation page there if you're looking for a good write-off. He's a good dude and his company does
Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so's I can moiderize 'em?
Hey guys, we are having an influx of Russians trying to gain access to good old DFO. I'm having to approve by hand, so if you would, after you fill out the joiner form, email me at email@example.com to let me know you aren't going to try to spam our
Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance. I know that we all need it for dick jokes and such, but it should only be down an hour or two at the most. The outage will start at roughly 12:30 a.m. DFO Time (Central).
Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids. They are no longer a priority to the Republican party. You can't abort them, can't get welfare after being forced to have them, can't afford the insurance for them, and now you can't educate them properly. GOOD FUCKING LUCK PARENTS
Hey guys, my birthday is next week. If you've ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation in DFO's name to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU or any of the awesome organizations working to help people right now. Or send scotch.