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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
It’s finally happened. After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in…
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The 2023 Los Angeles Rams, Or the Aftermath of F Them Picks
As many of you know, I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Rams. As a franchise that left my city, burning bridges…
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One Million Comments on This Little Site
One. MILLION. Comments. This site was literally a side project I created when UPROXX destroyed the wonderful Kissing Suzy Kolber. Most of the original…
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A Random Tuesday Open Thread With Your Pal, Internet Dad
So I’m trying to resurrect an old fantasy league, while also starting up my work league and the other various and sundry fantasy leagues…
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The “Is This Thing On?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I thought I’d be a good boy and prep this early, in case the ongoing technical issues crop up & prevent my access. (Stupid…
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A Saturday Evening Open Thread
The title is apropos, since I’m not sure there won’t be a second Open Thread that pops up from some online folder. As Sharkbait…
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Sábado de Lesser Bloodlust
My apologies for the late posting, but it happened again last night. [Ed. Note: REDACTED ON ADVICE OF COUNSEL] Sigh. In retrospect, I’m not…
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Sexy Friday: Oh Yeah
Balls of Steel and Fury is off tonight, tending to the most dreaded of afflictions for web folks: Real Life-itis. It happens. Whether it’s…
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Request Line: Masters (and also Masters Day 2 Open Thread)
Given our ongoing technical issues, it’s inspiring that so many people showed up to participate in Request Line last week. With apologies for the…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hello, IT
Happy Friday! As I write this, the website is still broken. The issue lies with the hosting provider, and hopefully they can get their…