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  • Your “Oh God – Anything But Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread

    April 8, 2021

    NFL Noise: The Bengals are apparently the last team to create a Ring of Honor of some type in their stadium. The first inductees…

  • Jalen Ramsey Show – 022: What Money Can’t Buy

    Jalen Ramsey Show – 022: What Money Can’t Buy

    April 8, 2021

    Welcome back to another posting of The Jalen Ramsey Show where safety help means weakness. We’re here today to talk about your life and…

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    December 7, 2020

    Tacos and butts

  • Your Thursday Night Holy Crap The NBA?????? Open Thread

    Your Thursday Night Holy Crap The NBA?????? Open Thread

    July 30, 2020

    Hey kids, it’s your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris.  I’m in charge of this here open thread, so let’s talk about the NB…

  • Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview

    Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview

    August 12, 2019

    I hate this organization. There, I said it.  Now you know exactly what kind of preview you’re getting for this team. The Rams come…

  • Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread

    Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread

    August 5, 2019

    Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family.  I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our…

  • Your Thursday Evening Holy Cow It’s CARDINALS SEASON! Open Thread

    Your Thursday Evening Holy Cow It’s CARDINALS SEASON! Open Thread

    July 25, 2019

    Hello to my favorite gosh-darned people on the internet from your old pal, Internet Dad.  I’m wandering in tonight as a last minute replacement…

  • The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough

    The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough

    November 23, 2018

    Let’s start with the good stuff. Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His…

  • Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview

    August 30, 2018

    OK, I get it.  The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. Anyway, we…

  • An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder

    An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder

    August 8, 2018

    OK, I lied.  There’s no tale of wonder and/or magic here.  It’s a random-assed Wednesday in August.  The most exciting thing in sports tonight…

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