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Republican lawmakers have pledged $12-15 billion to build an unnecessary wall. Healthcare isn't something the government should be paying for somehow.
The Redskins have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.
Oh my Gob, you guys.
This moron can't tell the difference between proficiency and growth as a measure for students. I'm glad I didn't breed.
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The San Diego Chargers have returned home, to their original home of Los Angeles. (Is that how I do it, LA Rams fans?) Regardless of whether you’re a fan of the Chargers or a normal person, this news can’t be surprising. San Diego smartly refused to hand Dean Spanos hundreds
The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I'm going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher started to trend, a year later, (thanks PFTCommenter!), it really started to seem true after the Rams handed him a contract extension.
Welp, those days are over.
You really did it. You elected. Donald. Fucking. J. Fucking. Trump. As president of the United States of America.
I mean, I just typed that. President Donald J Trump. Listen up, you stupid, mouth-breathing, closeted or out of the closet racists and cowards. You have been hoodwinked by a master scam
The NFL player awoke Monday morning with his normal headache, along with the typical aches and pains of a Monday after a tough game. They’d lost, and played badly, and he was in a rotten mood.
His headache was usually relieved by some toradol or some oxy, and smoking some weed
The New York Times today ripped the band-aid off a long held secret. The buttons that you push every day to help speed you along are nothing more than placebos, left in place to keep you docile while you wait for assorted boring parts of your day to go by.
So, it’s time. You jackasses chose the Cleveland Browns for me after the Rams left, so let’s get this over with.
The Cleveland Browns franchise is a disaster. But there’s hope on the horizon! They herald the return of the most entertaining wideout in the league in Josh Gordon. They brought