Hey kids, it's your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I'm in charge of this here open thread, so let's talk about the NB Freaking A. A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I've watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout
Author: Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview
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The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough
Let’s start with the good stuff. Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His amazing frog croaks, ridiculous throws and insane improvisations have been the highlights of the league. Nobody plays with the swagger this kid is dropping every week. He
Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4 Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot
An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder
OK, I lied. There's no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It's a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight is...ummmm... the Women's World Cup? Holy Hell, how did I end up volunteering for this? Anyhoo, let's talk about something vaguely football related today. I saw where The
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The Home Loan Expert Bracket Challenge
Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad's is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com - it's free to enter and you can win $10 grand in prizes. There's also a charitable donation page there if you're looking for a good write-off. He's a good dude and his company does
Down With the Russian (Spammers)
Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so's I can moiderize 'em?