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Jalen Ramsey Show – 022: What Money Can’t Buy
Welcome back to another posting of The Jalen Ramsey Show where safety help means weakness. We’re here today to talk about your life and…
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Your Thursday Night Holy Crap The NBA?????? Open Thread
Hey kids, it’s your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I’m in charge of this here open thread, so let’s talk about the NB…
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Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview
I hate this organization. There, I said it. Now you know exactly what kind of preview you’re getting for this team. The Rams come…
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Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread
Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family. I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our…
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Your Thursday Evening Holy Cow It’s CARDINALS SEASON! Open Thread
Hello to my favorite gosh-darned people on the internet from your old pal, Internet Dad. I’m wandering in tonight as a last minute replacement…
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The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough
Let’s start with the good stuff. Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His…
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Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. Anyway, we…
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An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder
OK, I lied. There’s no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It’s a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight…
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