TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung There's not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week.  I'm all talked out for one week.  I realize that for most of you this is probably good news.  I further realize that I do sometimes tend to ramble. Plus, I started drinking early today for a lot

TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue

What a weird fucking week!!!!!  FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week.  Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck.  Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week.  Sorry.  I'm short on time.  But all of you were

TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)

Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week's TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a "by request" theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on.  But you guys obviously zigged when I thought

TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate

Yep, it's still Hate Week.  And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week?  When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO?  Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately?  Holee

TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!

It's been "interesting" around DFO this week.  Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo  was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us.  Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you

TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1

It's Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts.  Haven't seen you since last year FFS.  Miss me yet?  Yeah, I thought not.  But if you've been reading along faithfully on Fridays recently, then you already know I stepped away from the controls here for the past few weeks. First and foremost,

Your “Wait, HIM?!?” TGISF Friday Evening Open Thread

Howdy, lizard people, it's time for another House of Pain with your friendly neighborhood… hold on, I'm getting something in my fake earpiece. …I'm doing what? Are you sure? Me? Okay, just remember who's doing it when it becomes a shitshow! Welp, I've got bad news, this isn't House of Pain, and

It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!

Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of our Lord 2017. And yeah, go fuck yourselves with that CE crap. Taking away the religious angle, the commonly accepted chronology is based on the estimated birth

TGISF…AKA “Time To Fill That Sack Ya Fat B*st*rd” Sexy Friday Open Thread

No, that's not what I meant!!!  Get your head in the game!!! But I also can't fault ya on that one.  One must play to their strengths. Obligatory: - Well, it's Christmas again Almost, anyway. And as I've often told people, in spite of the fact that I'm a godless heathen; and in spite of all

TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread

I'm pretty certain that this is the latest I've ever been in starting on TGISF.  I can't be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I'm pretty sure. /checks clock //checks calendar Yikes.  Yep.  It's currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th.  Usually I'm more or

TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Short week this week for a few reasons.  So I'm dipping into the "Pool of Princesses" for TGISF this week to make things easy on myself.  Low hanging fruit, yada yada yada. And while I don't have the energy or the creativity to try to be coy with the identity of

TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Note:  While I wasn't paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space.  At least this time I didn't need antibiotics afterwards. But I digress... In all seriousness, I've got a busy week, including packing for and going to Vegas.  Balls has been kind enough to "volunteer" to contribute his vast and