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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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Sexy Friday – 20260501
TGIF! Happy May Day to all who celebrate. Though, the real holiday is Cinco De ME. I mean, Mayo. Anyway, we’re mainlining playoff hockey…
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Sexy Friday – 20260424
TGIF! Mail-It-In-Friday is almost over. Make sure to get your picks in on time. Word Count Filler Time Let’s talk about toilet humoUr. Okay,…
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Sexy Friday – 20260417
TGIF! This is the last reminder that our Sunday Gravy substitute chef needs to get their shit together and write a post with pictures.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260410
TGIF! Happy splashdown day! Word Count Filler Time Speaking of words, let’s study origin of words, or as some say the etymology of words.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260403
TGIF! And what a good Friday it is. Enjoy all the JV hardwood ball. Word Count Filler Time Good Friday? Let’s talk about death!…
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Sexy Friday – 20260327
TGIF! Don’t drive high on opiates and roll your car like some idiot. Word Count Filler Time Alright, let’s preview tonight’s Sweet 16 games.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260320
TGIF! March Madness is maddenessing right now, so let’s get on with it. Far be it from me to distract this group from a…
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Sexy Friday – 20260313
TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.…
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Sexy Friday – 20260306
TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake. Word Count…
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