Sexy Friday – 20260710

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Here’s some wacky news

The Letter
In Southampton a letter was posted to the trunk of a 60 year old lime tree. The contents of the letter were addressed to the tree to let it know that a six month temporary preservation order had been granted so that it would not be cut down. The letter also informed the lime tree that it could submit comments, in writing, to the local council. A spokesman for the city council said this was a standard legal device.

Ears
A Turkish bus driver was attacked by thieves and while stealing £100 they cut off part of his ear. The bus driver was scared of doctors, nurses, needles, and hospitals in general. So he bought some super glue and reattached his missing ear part by himself.

Miss Zit
Bangkok has a unique beauty pageant called Miss Acne-Free. They pared the field down to a final 40 by picking the most pimpled and pock marked their faces were. Then the winner was decided by how much their acne cleared up with treatment.

Shooter
Straight from the WCS files, the Philadelphia man had the bright idea to find out how it would feel to be shot. So he shot himself in the shoulder. At a later date, he called 911 because he shot himself in the shoulder again, to see if hurt as much as the first time. I think we all know the answer.

Hole
A 41 year old Romanian man endured the humiliation of his girlfriend leaving him. So he did the only natural thing and dug a 30 foot hole in the ground, got naked, and moved into the hole so he wouldn’t have to face anybody about the whole ordeal. His relatives tended to him for a year providing food, water, and emptying his toilet bucket, before realzing how stupid the whole situation was and called the authorities. They were unsuccessful and said he seemed quite happy in his hole.

House
Stay weird Oregon. A couple named their three children Kitchen, Bedroom, and Garage because that’s were they were conceived.

Laugh
You having a laugh dear? A 47 year old Berlin woman was fined for laughing. NeighboUrs complained that she was disturbing the peace because she had a gathering where she laughed too loud after 10pm. It cost her 25 euros, which she labeled laughable.

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