Alex Smith (QB), not to be confused with Alex Jones or any other leaders with tiny hands
Adrian Peterson (RB), in a switch from the 'winning the offseason' days was signed at veteran's minimum
WR Paul Richardson, DE/OLB Pernell McPhee, CB Orlando Scandrick (released)
Drafted: NT Da'Ron Payne, RB Derrius
This is Dok, filling in for the Friday Open Thread. This has been an eventful week, US politics-wise, and while I was thinking of doing a piece about John Jay, early Chief Justice.
I'm not gonna do that. Instead, I'm going to repeat an unfounded rumor that the reason there's no
So, first thing first, the quick stats. Going into the bye, the Chiefs were 6-3. This makes them the only team in the cheeto vomit division otherwise known as the AFC West to be over .500 and consequently the GLORIOUS DIVISION LEADER. They've played exactly half of their division games,
It seems that "Kinda like last year, but slightly worse" is not an adequate team preview, even if I tack on "Third in the NFC East."
Where is the overexuberant and unrealistic optimism of the typical Redacteds fan, you may ask? And I would respond that third in the NFC East
An office, deep in the semi-abandoned Walter Reed Annex National Park Seminary grounds....Doktor Zymm sits at a desk, Scot McCloughan enters
Doktor Zymm : Guten Tag Scot! You are here to see das Dummkopf, ja?
Scot McCloughan : I figure I should at least check in with him, now that the season is almost here.
Three Day Eventing is the most dangerous of the equestrian events, combining dressage, cross-country, and stadium jumping. It is also what I competed in when I rode in high school, it's a pretty big thing in the MD equestrian community. In fact, this is someone I rode with at my
Welcome to DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO!!
As part of the Chicago draft, the NFL set up DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO. It's sort of like a county fair, but with less livestock, fewer carnies, only one ride, and more opportunities to buy NFL Merchendise. It also
This is a water bear. You are not nearly as awesome as a water bear. Besides having the scientific name Tardigrade, which is way cooler than Homo Sapiens, these little microscopic cuties can survive being frozen. Just this last week, some scientists revealed that they revived some water bears that
Much like the feel of fine velour on your thighs, we all crave the taste of fine champagne on our palettes, especially when we all have to buy new calendars. However, that shit is expensive and really kinda pointless. As you probably know, champagne is fizzy wine that comes from
We've all heard about the possibility of a 6-10 division winner, or the high likelihood of a 3-way tie in the NFC East. However, with 3 weeks to go, and discounting game ties, there are actually 512 combinations of game wins and losses between the four teams concerned. Here are
Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties is due to fewer full-contact practices as mandated in the CBA, and further speculation that the refs are idiots that can't
Years ago I went to a dinner party. In attendance at this party were an old soldier, who had traveled extensively in India and a Houston Oilers fan. After dinner, over brandy and cigars, the Oilers fan was complaining about Bud Adams's management of the team. He