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A Midautumn Night’s Preview: Washington Commanders
But, soft! what light through yonder season breaks? It is the Commanders, and Jayden is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious…
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The 2024 Washington Commanders: A Preview
The Commanders were…..not good last season. They were coming off late-stage Snyderism with the ownership change only going through in July and were probably…
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The Post-Snyder Commies: Mao’s Great Leap Forward or Deng’s Economic Reforms?
It’s no secret that the Redacteds have had a hard time under Dan Snyder’s ownership. In the 24 years he has owned the team,…
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Greenland, Land of Ice and Thursday Night Open Thread
Aluu! That’s welcome in Kalaallisut (aka West Greenlandic) Kalaallisut is the official language in Greenland, although most people also speak Danish and English since…
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Noone was killed in the production of this post – An Iran World Cup Preview
/Begin actual soccer content Iran didn’t do a whole lot on the sport front for the first couple decades after the 1979 Revolution. Fans…
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The Washington Redacteds, or whatever they’re called now – a preview of sorts
Last month the league wrapped up its investigation of the Redacteds’ workplace culture and ended up fining The Snyder $10 million for fostering a…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Poland
Cześć! I think everyone has read ballsofsteelandfury’s excellent intro by now, so let’s get right to it. Today’s country is : Poland Country ‘Fun’…
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Test Post: Classics Rewritten in Metric
Most of the world uses the metric system nowadays, and even in the US metric is mostly used in science and engineering. We also…
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Hatingly hating the hater hater’s hate: A Tuesday Open thread
Apologies for the lateness of this thread, some idiot decided to drive into some other people’s cars on the highway. While they did generate…
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Something about Football and the Redacteds and maybe this year or whatever
Do you play Craps? Or know the basics of probability and how throwing two dice work? That’s basically the Washington team under lesser Gruden. …