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The Landover Snyder’s Team Preview 2018
Alex Smith (QB), not to be confused with Alex Jones or any other leaders with tiny hands Adrian Peterson (RB), in a switch from…
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The Drunken Trade War Friday Open Thread
This is Dok, filling in for the Friday Open Thread. This has been an eventful week, US politics-wise, and while I was thinking of…
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The Kansas City Chiefs : A Bye Week Tale
So, first thing first, the quick stats. Going into the bye, the Chiefs were 6-3. This makes them the only team in the cheeto…
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The 2017 Redacteds : We are Not Enthused
It seems that “Kinda like last year, but slightly worse” is not an adequate team preview, even if I tack on “Third in the…
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2016 Washington Preview
An office, deep in the semi-abandoned Walter Reed Annex National Park Seminary grounds….Doktor Zymm sits at a desk, Scot McCloughan enters Doktor Zymm : Guten Tag…
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Better Know An Olympic Sport : Eventing
Three Day Eventing is the most dangerous of the equestrian events, combining dressage, cross-country, and stadium jumping. It is also what I competed in…
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Draft Town : Not Actually A Real Town
Welcome to DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO!! As part of the Chicago draft, the NFL set up DRAFT TOWN SPONSORED BY OIKOS…
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Thunor’s Day Night Open Thread
This is a water bear. You are not nearly as awesome as a water bear. Besides having the scientific name Tardigrade, which is way…
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Drinkin’ classy on the cheap
Much like the feel of fine velour on your thighs, we all crave the taste of fine champagne on our palettes, especially when we…
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When you prefer your Clucks Fustered : NFC East Playoff scenarios
We’ve all heard about the possibility of a 6-10 division winner, or the high likelihood of a 3-way tie in the NFC East. However,…