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Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)
Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties…
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The Monkey’s Paw : A Texan Tale
Years ago I went to a dinner party. In attendance at this party were an old soldier, who had traveled extensively in India and…
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Dysfunction and Mediocrity : A Redskins Bye Week Update
The Redskins are currently 3-4, and second place in the NFC East. I’m going to repeat that last bit in larger font, in case…
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Eli and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game
Based on the story by Judith Viorst I went to the game chewing gum, and now there’s gum in my helmet and the locker…
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MMQB Mad Libs : ONLY IN NY!!
PK Mad Libs! ADJ: Noun: Verb (Past Tense): Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun (Plural): Verb: Verb: Animal: Noun: Noun: City: Noun: Superlative Adjective: Adjective :…
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MMQB Mad Libs : Weirdly Weirdness Abounds!
PK Mad Libs! Plural Noun: Adjective: Word beginning with U : Adjective: Verb (Past Tense): Plural Noun: Verb ending in ing: Adjective: Adjective: Noun:…
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MMQB Mad Libs : What’s Weird this Week?
PK Mad Libs! Number: Adjective: Noun: Verb: Adjective: Adverb: Adjective: Verb (Past Tense): Adjective: Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun: City: Adjective: Verb: Verb: Noun (Plural):…
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MMQB Mad Libs
PK Mad Libs! Adjective: Body Part (plural): Noun (plural): Adverb: Adjective: Body Part : Noun : Adjective: Adjective: Verb: Made up word ending in…
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Cocktails of the NFC
Unless otherwise specified, the mixing instructions for all these drinks are the same. Put in glass, maybe with some ice if you’re fancy, drink.…
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Golf Ball Sized Hail to the 2015 Redskins
Ahh, the late off-season. Every Redskin fan’s favorite part of the year. Smell the baseless optimism! Wallow in the unrealistic expectations! Look at that…