AFL Beat 2019 Round 22

This week, Vroom vroom!! Happy Tigers And someone hangs ten... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 22 Recaps and Highlights This week, we had quite possibly the two best games of AFL in a long time. The matchups of #1 vs #2 and #3 vs #4 lived up to their billing. However, there

Your 2019 Stillers Preview

I'm supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this:   This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf's cabinet. People are talking about the Browns to be good? I trust (hashtag The Pauls) to be successful less than I trust Charlie Kelly can read.   Our dear friend Redshirt let us

AFL Beat 2019 Round 21

This week, SNOW GAME!!! Seriously, for the first time EVER there was snow at an AFL game! And yes, Scotchy and Yeah Right, that was the final score... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 21 Recaps and Highlights This week, we had quite a few firsts. There was, as you

AFL Beat 2019 Round 20

This week, The Interim label is off! Look at the birdie! And someone didn't have a good day... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 20 Recaps and Highlights The field for finals is almost set. However, there are battles for positioning galore and four teams are still trying to lock up that last

TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children

Hi, I'm Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18 years. People ask me, "How could you, a man generally considered bright enough to tie his own shoelaces without drooling on himself overmuch, decide that it was

AFL Beat 2019 Round 19

This week, Wait, they're still winning? https://youtu.be/hGooudyOvuU UMPIRE LOVE! And a happy 250th game! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 19 Recaps and Highlights The field for finals is starting to set. Many things happened this week. Let's get right to it. The first game had two teams in the Eight fighting for positioning: Richmond

AFL Beat 2019 Round 18

This week, Do you really need a caption here? Dick tackle? Dick tackle. Oh, Hi there! Didn't see the camera. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 18 Recaps and Highlights Lots happened this week. Let's get right to it. This week, the first game had the surging Essendon Bombers visiting the Adelaide Crows

AFL Beat 2019 Round 17

This week, Nice hair! Must feel nice, huh? And, yeah, I feel ya. At least you live on the Gold Coast! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 17 Recaps and Highlights We are back and the games this week were quite exciting with a few close finishes and a couple of surprises. Let's

AFL Beat 2019 Round 16

This week, That's NOT the ball you're looking for... I'm with the Doggy in the background, that's an impressive mark. And, NO DUDE, MY BALL! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 16 Recaps and Highlights You know, I LOVE our normal schedule of one Australian Friday Night game (North American Thursday night), five Australian

AFL Beat 2019 Round 15

This week, How fun was this?!? Purple scarves are cool And I don't think they were listening Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 15 Recaps and Highlights Finally, we are BACK to our normal schedule of one Australian Friday Night game (North American Thursday night), five Australian Saturday games (North American Friday night/Saturday morning),

AFL Beat 2019 Round 14

This week, Do they both have their eyes closed? How can they see? Eyes Wide Open! Much better than the movie. And the Swans are rolling... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 14 Recaps and Highlights Finally, the byes are over! This is the last week of only having 6 games on

Whatchamacallit: A mid-Gold Cup guide to Central American nicknames

As I advised to several of you over the weekend, it's sometimes a lot better to watch the fútbol on the Spanish channels as they have hot Latinas in the broadcast and in the commercials. While watching those broadcasts, you may be practicing your Spanish and hearing the announcers