Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake

One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path. Heck, even former KSKers are copying

AFL Beat 2019 Round 5

This week, That's apparently not a push in the back, That's apparently not a wet man holding another wet man, And apparently Dr. Evil grew a mullet and plays for Carlton. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games starting on Australian

Your Easter Monday Morning Open Thread

Today is Easter Monday and that's apparently a public holiday in several countries including Canadia and Australia. The Cheeto In Chief (love him or hate him,  that's a funny nickname) is hosting the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt and all I can think of is that there are no children

AFL Beat 2019 Round 4

This week, A man grabs boobs, not balls, An umpire wears green and points, And a challenge was accepted. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 4 Recaps and Highlights I've mentioned this before: For some reason, the Sydney Swans play better on the road than at home lately. I don't know why.

Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 2

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Kids, as I write this, I am still basking in the afterglow of what was a glorious Season Finale of Temptation Island. As I take a deep draw of that metaphorical cigarette and take a sip of my literal fine aged

AFL Beat 2019 Round 3

This week, The number of the beast causes havoc So close yet so far NFL says put him back in! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 3 Recaps and Highlights We are back again for another exciting week of AFL Footy! For some reason, the AFL loves their Australian Thursday night matchups, which sucks

AFL Beat 2019 Round 2 + AFLW Grand Final

This week, Crows kick ass https://twitter.com/_sjblack/status/1112168865004314624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1112168865004314624&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwomens.afl%2Fnews%2F17614%2Fcrows-soar-to-flag-in-front-of-record-crowd-but-injury-hits-superstar 53,034 people saw the AFLW Grand Final And are the Lions finally better than their AFLW counterparts? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 2 Recaps and Highlights We are back again and better than ever! Richmond started off the season with a handy win over Carlton, but it cost

Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 1

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Everything has been building towards this. Today, we find out what happens at the final bonfires. Will the couples stay together (snickers)? Will they break up embarrassingly on national TV and become the shame of their families? Here's hoping! Before we get

AFL Beat 2019 Round 1 + AFLW Preliminary Finals

This week, Crows kick ass Blues kick ass And Balls gets a new hairstyle Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 1 Recaps and Highlights AFL Footy is finally back! We started off the season with the traditional Richmond-Carlton matchup on Australian Thursday night which turned into late Wednesday night in North America. As expected, the

AFLW Round Seven 2019

This week, Nice guernsey! Those are nice too! and Someone fucked up the high ten Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 Recaps Round 7 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the GWS Giants in Canberra, the Giants' second home. A win would have put the Cats in the finals. As is now usual,

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 9

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is entitled "Romantic Getaways". It's possible that someone actually said those words during the episode, since everyone is dumb as a box of rocks. I'll keep my ears peeled for that. This is another one of those episodes where nothing much

AFLW Round Six 2019

This week, Someone grabs a boob Someone points at their crotch and We continue to stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6 Recaps Round 6 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Fremantle Dockers at home. A win would put the Cats in the driver's seat for a