DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Ales 220

Good morning class. Sorry about the change in location. Really, that hipster should have known better than to call Professor Fozz "sweetheart", but what's done is done. I'm gladdened to hear the remaining victims have been discharged from the hospital and are live-streaming this lecture via AOL Messenger. Thank God I found

Goddess II – Episode 9

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa):  How are the pancakes? Vanessa:  They're great!  You want a bite? Balls:  No.  I'm good with my California Omelette.  This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia):  How's the

Goddess II – Episode 8

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls):  Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls:  Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia:  I need to go freshen up...  (to tWBS)  ...  While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa:  Me too, I'll go with you

DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Lagers 210

Good afternoon students. Congratulations to those who advanced from the introductory course in this program. To all the transfer students from ITT Tech, the University of Phoenix & Southern New Hampshire University - welcome. I’m your professor – Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Thank you for accompanying me on this field trip. Welcome

Goddess II – Episode 7

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa):  See?  I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia):  See?  I knew they’d find us here. Leticia:  Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls):  We’ve been looking for your asses all night.  So where’s the case?  You said you

Goddess II – Episode 6

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music):  OK Folks...  Try not to break anything.  Bedrooms are off limits.  Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves.  There's beer and

Goddess II – Episode 5

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia:  So where did they go? tWBS:  No idea.  The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia:  I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated):  I don't  care

Goddess II – Episode 4

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS:  Holee... Leticia:  ...Shit. balls (giggling):  Hee hee.  Told ya. Leticia:  da Fuq????? Vanessa:  Right????? balls:  Welcome to the Sky View Suite.  Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped.  Let's get crunk. tWBS:  You guys go ahead.  Imma hit

DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101

Good afternoon students, I'm your professor - Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular attendance in this establishment makes it the perfect setting for our studies. Please take an available seat. Since people these days think all intellectuals are FAKE NEWS,

Goddess II – Episode 3

[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three.  balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP.  But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate.  The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels

Goddess II – Episode 2

[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door):  Hey!!!!  Have you got all your things ready?  The bellhop will be here for our bags soon.  You're already gorgeous anyway.  Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom):  Almost done.  Just a another minute!!! Leticia:  *sigh* There's a knock at the