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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high…

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade!…

It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…

2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…

Which is to say it’s gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today’s TAing class, so I’m just in…

ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…

“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when…

“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not. You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…

Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…