"If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!"
“It’s all your fault, dickhead!”
"You cock slapping shit-for-brains!"
"You fat American moron!"
"With regards to nudity: no!"
"I thought you were in Hell!”
"I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season previews for each of the NFL’s 32 franchises, without exception. It is thus our obligation to satisfy the requirement and present this preview of the 2019 Jacksonville
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path.
Heck, even former KSKers are copying
So, I've decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot
On the heels
of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum
pageant poll, I've decided to mine the collective minds of the Commentist Party in search of the definitive answer to the vexing questions of our time.
Sometime in the middle of last week it was starting to look like I would be working Christmas Eve - I still did - and would be alone on Christmas Day. Eldest right is going to visit youngest right along with all my little uns on Christmas Eve and Christmas
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news.
Sit yourselves down for this one:
Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this
A deadly, destructive beam
Being an international disgrace
A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in
Upper class twits
Silly DC Russians
Notoriously poor bookkeepers
Cookies in your gravy
The collapse of the NFL
More badass and German
Dick measuring contests
Repeat past mistakes
A coup so to speak
Just because Vegas
Cybernetic right hand
Gender & religious discrimination
Genial shark-toothed smiles
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied until this mad cycle begins again.
All of your favourite off-season recurring features are BACK such as Yeah Right's Sunday Gravy, RTD's Request Line, my AFL Beat,
In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs that will hopefully open up a new perspective on this demanding and captivating profession.
We sincerely hope you have enjoyed our presentation, and please look for our
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week's submittals.
Without further ado, let's get to it!
And the winners are......
Who said “the logo is lava?” - LemonJello
Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the
First up, good news. If you don't know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is tomorrow! Yes, real football! That means something! Can you believe it?
While we've been waiting for real football, my baseball-watching hours (and they are numerous… hey, stop