2017 Quotables – Results Week One

Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work,  so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week's submittals. Without further ado, let's get to it! And the winners are...... Who said “the logo is lava?” - LemonJello Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the

1967 AFL Season Preview

In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search for articles that may have gone by the wayside. Yes, we've always been here, Mr. Torrance. You've already seen Shogun's discovery, and here's an article before

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1

Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the air conditioner last week and that is not a normal occurrence. For some goddamn reason this shitty high pressure system parked over the top of the Four

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Throwback Sunday. Beef Stroganoff.

Greetings folks! Glad you could make it for another edition of Sunday Gravy. Today's meal most definitely falls under the "gravy" heading perfectly. As one of the resident "old guys" I was brought up in the era of pants suits and leatherette settees. Bowling alleys and pot lucks. Bouffant hair-dos with Aquanet. You

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Ideas for Superb Owl Lee: I Hope You Wore Your Chili Pants.

Welcome back folks! Have I got something special lined up for you today. The general idea was to get this recipe and a couple of links to previous posts up in time to give you a selection of food options to prepare in time for the Superb Owl! Many of you will remember

Quotables Week 14 Submissions – The “tWBS breaks the internet” version

Seriously, if I don't have a stroke or accidentally put norad on defcon1 before this is over, it will be a minor miracle. tWBS steals gifs from many places.  He has always found comfort with this dynamic. Now he has to learn to make them......???? /re-reads email with instructions sent from blax to

Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

As you are aware if you read last week's Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to... WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL?? As I was saying, we will have a... DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam? Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID

Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds

Hi kids! It's your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently...indisposed. So, let's get right down to it. Today, I am reviewing Hitachino Nest White Ale and Red Rice Ale from Japan. I've noticed this column trends a little heavily toward North American craft beers, with

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles

Welcome to DFO's preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team's season itself. With that kind of experience awaiting us, perhaps it's best we just get started and get this done with a minimum of fuss.   The 2016 Eagles were assembled by

BattleBots Olympic Special: The Top 20 BattleBots Fights of All Time, Part 2

Welcome back to another week of filler while BattleBots is on Olympic break. Last week we went over the 11th to 20th-best fights in BattleBots history as determined by noted BattleBots fan Senor Weaselo. (That's right, I'm giving myself honorifics now.) We had fights from as early as 2001 and fights as recent

BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1

Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which means I can re-take the recaps! For those of you who missed Rikki's excellent job of filling in for me, we ended the round of 32