Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
Was away all weekend at a tournament. We went 2 and 2. So not too bad. No points as that’s not really my role, but ate lotsa shawarma. I’m back to work to rest and recover. And yes, I will be going to bed stupid early again tonight.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Ciao tutti
2Pack
Ugh, I overcooked my brussel sprouts. And after I bothered to fancy them up with garlic and lardons, too.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
Lard-ons? Ugh, don’t be bringing the Stafford marital bed into this…
King Hippo
In Barcelona today, wasn’t previously aware of this UNESCO heritage site but recinte modernista de sant pau is amazing!
Doktor Zymm
Evening bitchachos!, sorry I missed last weeks Hall of Shame game, but with no power, it were not possible. I hope to be around more as I seem to be becoming more social again and have started using capital letters again.
ArmedandHammered
They’re really fucking Mayfield over. It’s probably back to the Creamsicle days…
ballsofsteelandfury
(pinches bridge of nose)
He’s going to end up in Pittsburgh, isn’t he? Pittsburgh is going to .500 themselves to an above average quarterback with something to prove.
I hate this reality.
Redshirt
I’ll get right on* the 2026 Jaguras preview!
*whenever
LemonJello
Shoutout to my wife-there’s an extremely difficult individual at a hospital that despises authority and refuses to go into a retirement home out of sheer spite. His issues have issues. Were I in the same situation as she is I would try to get things resolved in one conversation. Wifey knows that this is a multiple conversation situation and is trying her best just to make him comfortable the first time out. Extraordinary patience on her part-making things light at times, saying, “we’re in this together”, giving him room to rant, asking him about his career that he was so proud of, he’s opening up and he doesn’t realize it.
/she’s a genius
scotchnaut
Sun go byebye!
Doktor Zymm
And a Brick-style self portrait with a reflection of the crescent sun
Doktor Zymm
One of the attorneys I mentor just started crying while I was talking to them.
That’s a good sign, right
Horatio Cornblower
I made a dude cry in my office about 12 years ago. I stand by it, he needed to be berated.
BrettFavresColonoscopy
I made a flat earther cry in a bar. He had it coming.
Gumbygirl
Mendoza is in and he’s looking good.
Redshirt

WCS
Oh, please do this for real LSU…
Redshirt
An hour long interview with a woman who had the expression of a manequin. After some of the old Fozz banter, she loosened up. Wrapping up, “Well we’re talking to other people, they’ll probably be a third round of interviews.”
“Wait, you don’t want this slice of beefcake walking around the office in a tight shirt and tighter pants? Let’s get serious here.”
jjfozz
I have received a large packet from Friend of the Program Old School Zero.
I have reason to believe it is a lot of beer.
Horatio Cornblower
So giving an update here,
Most of northwest Indiana got ravaged by storms this week.
I got lucky in that i was one of the few areas to not lose power.
It sucks though seeing what my neighbors and Co workers are going through.
Biggest annoyance is honestly the fact that the cell tower by my house got damaged, so I have spotty service and no home internet.
So this is what living in the 1700s felt like
Brocky
Anne Hathaway calls for an automatic R-rating for any movie where the dog dies. I’m damn near fiddy and the scars of old yeller remain.
NotShogunButShogun
Thunderhead over Las Vegas NV
Brick Meathook
Have a Zoom meeting next Friday with the expat Portugal community regarding relocation logistics.
Time to get this ball rolling.
yeah right
Ciao tutti
2Pack
I opened my Raiders season ticket package. This is the best one, I think.
blaxabbath
White Bean Dip brings back a lot of memories-that was my stripper name in the 80’s.
scotchnaut
They confiscated the hex wrench set that I’ve traveled with for years at CDG security. They are clearly afraid I’m going to assemble flat pack furniture at someone, death by IKEA
Doktor Zymm
Last funny:
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rockingdog
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