Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here. That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post.
Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going
Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We're all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn't top anyone's performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn't make any comments and can truly have no
Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really
Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.
Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.
Week 8 fools. Season's about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don't remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I'll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing]
Devil Thanks for meeting me here guys
Peterman No problem
McCoy [stairs blankly]
Devil [mutters to him\her self] no one is going to hit you here, take off the damn helmet
Lorenzo Alexander Hello
Devil So...I called
Sorry -- I owe you all Cardinals Bye Week and a Halloween number this week so Qs was a bit of an afterthought. That said, away we go.
Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots. But, then again, many others look more like Patr*ots OC Josh McDaniels as opposed to Head Coach Josh McDaniels. But that's the NFL, babaaayyyyyyyyyy!
Submissions seemed a
It’s late Monday and, if the last twenty minutes are any indicator, I am not going to be anywhere other than in bed sick as a dog tomorrow morning. I didn’t watch the MNF fixture last night but that’s fine because Thursday through Sunday was absolutely putrid.
Sunday was my first
I didn't do results last week. I asked someone to cover for me but it was really just an idea that ran through my head so, shockingly, nothing happened. So anyways, here are your Week 6 Quotables results. It likely isn't the best football you'll see today but I bet
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They've been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and tied against the freaking Browns.
THE BEN has either been the probable Hall-Of-Famer he most likely is on good days, and looking more like Nate Peterman on