I have nothing to say that has not already been said. It's definitely been a lemonade-out-of-lemons week here at [DFO] and, while I don't know about the rest of you, I'm off to go drink. Enjoy your Quotables results below.
We are on to Week 2. Lots of pretty enticing football action, eh?
I wouldn't know; I watched ARI at RAMMIT. This looks to be a historically bad Cardinals season.
But enough about me! I hope you all used your extra day of rest to prepare for some big time Quotables action.
And we are off!
"This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium." -Fronkenshteen
Welcome everyone to another season of [DFO] Quotables, the only place where you can make jokes about football players on the internet! As we didn't play much with the gifs this offseason or preseason, I'm still working out a couple little kinks here but I think you'll have adequate visuals
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering our little corner of the world. BTW, DFO is ranked in the 400,000s in terms of websites around the world, so that's... something!
We do know we
Hang with me. There's a logic to this.
First off, let's make it clear that this post is about this:
Later this evening, season 9 of one of our favourite shows will begin. Some of us, including me, are super excited about this.
Others, some of which I know are among us,
Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you all really came through. So thanks for making me look good.
You submissions are here. Results below. We'll see y'all back here for some -- well, realistically,
Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week.
Make me proud.
Look, I didn't feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don't feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve -- that's how MY week is going.
Oh, what's that? You all don't tune in to Quotables
Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I'm still hungover. So I'll grind out some judgmental results here but you're not getting my special brand of wittiness and insightful commentary this Friday.
(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.)
I know there's a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior of Philadelphians on Sunday.
And that hate is understandably valid. I think we've all been a little spoiled by dealing with Broncos fans and Seahawks "fans" in recent
One of my favorite things about the postseason is that this is when stars are made. I mean, say what you will about Blake Bortles, he's an NFL quarterback for a conference championship game participant.
What happened to Dak and Zeke since flaming out to an 0-1 playoff record in 2016?