What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season and now, like blaxito waking up this morning after managing to undo one of his diaper tabs, NFL viewers are standing in a pile of sh*t
This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work meeting.
So with over 100 comments -- which is very possibly a new this-feature record -- any late (Thursday at about noon or after) submissions may have
I'm not going to stand here and preach to you all about how FOOTBAWL IS BACK! But that's mainly because I'm a hater.
From what I understand, there is no real discernable difference between 2018's contenders/nobodies and 2019's pretenders/somebodies. Unless I missed the part where Joe Flacco is returning the Broncos
There it is! There. It. Is! I mean, is this group of degenerates the LA Rams starters, because you all don't even need a preseason. Also not needing a preseason, of course, is now-former Dolphin TJ McDonald who got cut AF.
Anyways, below are your results. I didn't hit the word
This may come as a surprise to some of you but premium NFL GIF content is not exactly in season come late-August. Oh sure, I can get you all clips of Matt Patricia cruising around in a golf cart or Belichik grumbling in front of a Gillette Stadium logo. But
After talking about music the last few weeks, tonight I'm discussing some of the humour I enjoy.
I tend to avoid overtly political comedians, although I guess I'll always be a Saturday Night Live stan. (More on that in coming weeks.) I don't feel the need to sit in an echo
So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it's becoming more and more obvious to me that it's not THAT big of a deal, what has been most entertaining are the reactions people give when I tell them that fact. Anyone younger than me typically gives me this disbelieving look
You don't need to hear it from me, but what a boring game with a boring outcome. I took the under in all of the prop bets my friend put together for a bottle of beer (and came away victorious,) but even I didn't expect it to be this low
Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday. My employers main office is based in Massachusetts, so other than the occasional Patriots knob slobbing I overhear on conference calls, it would just be another
Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may
You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna
This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this