Your Week 2 Quotables below.
First, your Power Rankings Update:
Last week (Week 2):
Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF
This week (Week 3):
Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN
Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the
Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but not at all surprising (Bears unable to convert from 1st and Goal to win). As a result, power rankings have been revised and your Week 2
It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I'm not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right?
No matter. We'll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.
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So, without further ado, see you
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Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition's results.
Please allow me to briefly take off my fourth estate cap and enter, just for this once, the realm of commentary.
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