What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands Beastmode a tissue for his tears) or some other catastrophic accident, our lackluster season has been the culmination of systemic and repetitive organizational ambivalence and ineptitude.
[Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM]
TWBS wakes up, startled. He doesn't remember where he is or how he got here. He searches for his phone, but there is no signal. For some reason, this song is playing, at full volume:
TWBS (scared): Helloooo? Is anyone out there?
There is no answer. The
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view.
Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!"
Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?"
V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can
Yep, it's Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice.
It's the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!
(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago...now I get to call everything "2nd Annual " any damned time I want to...get over it)
So let's have a party!!!!!
Hi there! It is one of the few futbol fans here at the clubhouse I was voluntold to tell you a story and parse through the hate and crazyness concerning an event last week. As you probably know the USMNT is not going to the World Cup in Russia next
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I'm really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact....
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast.
No one should be up this early to do anything unless they are completely naked and they have someone else of like mind lying next to them.
I hope you are one of those lucky
Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker. No, this is not the South Park episode,
this is something else entirely. Live action. Apparently. I know I have questions. You may too:
1- Is the
Banner image via MMQB.com
Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: "October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of 5-0. Built on the strength of a furious defense and a ball control offense, the Vikings surge to the top of every prognosticators Power Rankings and the
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike
There is no lesser footy, talk amongst yourselves. I am not doing well with this, and celebrity deaths generally have zero effect on me. Obama will be the next one that hits so absurdly hard.
Last performance of the song that introduced me to Soundgarden (thanks again, WKNC 88.1):
So, Valentine's Day has come and gone. And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear.
You did the dinner or the flowers or the candy or the whatever it is your girl loves. Or maybe you did all those things, you lover boy you. And your girl was looking