Your “It’s Not Free Money” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I moved my music & comedy ramblings to Sunday night, so I could bring this up. Before it becomes old news, rumours are Kaep settled for between $60-80 million, ostensibly for restraint or loss of trade. On the direct "insider" front from Friday night, there was nothing but company line from corporate

Your “What’s Worse – A Pattern or a Trend?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Following up on a balls comment from last night's Open Thread, the Super Bowl viewership rating was a 41.1, or an average of 98.2 million viewers. The lowest viewership rating since 2003, Super Bowl XXXVII - Raiders vs. Bucs. Market share varied across the country: Boston had a

Your Saturday Evening “Why Do I Do This Every Year?” [DFO] Hate Week Open Thread

Site news: Please consider this a friendly reminder to any lurkers or casual observers of the site - if you want to participate in our largest live-blog of the year tomorrow, just click on the register link at the top of the page. I will try to drunkenly approve folks in

[DFO] Hate Week Presents: Owners Who Suck – Stan Kroenke & Dean Spanos

Today's final installment of [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by marrying rich, prenuptial agreements, and the Mayflower Moving Company. Now, normally the fourth day & final day of [DFO] Hate Week is set aside for attacking pet peeves I've had with the league over the year: GOODELL, Roger DISGRACE,

Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren

Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today's hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from horrible people instead. Hatemongering attention whore Timmi Latrine answered the call and submitted this poorly-worded screed for our amusement. This is entirely unedited and in her

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’ve been keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and

Your “Pre-Super Bowl Week Is A Dead Zone” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Actual good news: Fitty's coming back for a 16th season.  He signed a one-year deal with the Cardinals. He is second all-time in receiving yards (behind Jerry Rice) and receptions (behind Tony Gonzalez). He's only 23 receptions behind Tony G, but 6,000 yards behind #80. Two days in

Your “Knock It Off; It Ain’t Happening” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: There is talk again of expanding replay and making Pass Interference reviewable, like it is in the CFL. It was a totally on-the-table already discussion and not a spur decision brought on by a horrendous call made on Sunday. No sir. Annnnnnnnnnnd now there's a lawsuit demanding a

Your “Yep – The Darkest Timeline” Monday Evening Open Thread

Happy MLK Day to all the Commentists. NFL News: The NFL announced the 2019 International Games: Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers in Mexico City Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers in London Tampa was included this year because - as previously reported - the prize for giving up a

Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any

Your “Losing Money I Never Had & Wasn’t Mine SUCKS!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: In a rare bit of Cardinals good news, Larry Fitzgerald is going to take time & decide on coming back. If he does come back & play under Kliff Kingsbury, it'll be Fitty's 16th season & delay his Hall of Fame induction until 2024. Jim Caldwell is going

Your “Is ‘Friends’ On? Thursday Evening Open Thread

Of course not. Anyone with parents over the age of 60 knows Thursday are the domain of "The Big Bang Theory", and "Little Sheldon". NFL News: The Jets have done the Jetsiest thing they could do and hired a coach who could only beat them when in his previous gig. Jets fans: