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Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps,…
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Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, Welcome to the third day of [DFO]’s annual Super Bowl tradition – Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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Give The Governor a Harrumph – Mel Brooks Open Thread
I must have been five years old when my father took our family to see “Silent Movie” in the theatRe. I got into it…