As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years. Some of you have "benefited" from my harvest. This year alone I've mailed out over 10 lbs of hot peppers (as well as some seeds). I still have about 3 lbs ripening and
Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing becomes an increasingly desperate search for anything resembling competitive activity. "I'll be up to bed soon, honey- I need to see how this last round of
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the "s" and not the "z" because the country is called Brasil in its native language and it is also Brasil in Spanish.
Where was I?
Author's Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now.
We're going to bury my grandfather on Sunday.
He wasn't my "real" grandfather. That is to say, he wasn't the father (or stepfather) of either of my parents. He
So, I've decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot
On the heels
of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum
pageant poll, I've decided to mine the collective minds of the Commentist Party in search of the definitive answer to the vexing questions of our time.
The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either 5-4 or 6-3 depending on what happened when Demaryius Thomas met his ex-girlfriend.
(Update: he didn't quite do as too many NFL players do in an elevator
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering our little corner of the world. BTW, DFO is ranked in the 400,000s in terms of websites around the world, so that's... something!
We do know we
Voice over: "It's time to play...The NFL Dating Game!
Now Let's welcome the host of our show...The Ghost of Jim Lange!"
Ghost of Jim Lange: "Hi Everybody! Welcome back to our show! We've got a great contestant lined up today and three handsome available NFL bachelors just waiting for their chance to
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep.
Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it.
The soccer slate is relatively empty as all the leagues are off due to this weekend being a FIFA Friendly weekend and a ton of national teams are either
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE]
TWBS: Yo, you awake?
Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant?
TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.
Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well.
TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious.
Balls: Me too.
TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day...
Balls: Beastie is
It's about that time of year, folks... Once again, we'd like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse - maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting
I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they