ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be surfers will join in in the comments.
tWBS: The first time I surfed I was probably about eight years old. Or maybe nine. Maybe even ten. Hell,
So, you may have heard the news that the Zodiac Killer or someone on his staff "liked" a tweet from @SexuallPosts which contained a porn video.
I, your intrepid investigative reporter, tracked down the video and watched the whole thing. You may have.... Questions.
1- Is it a rhetorical question to ask
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to protect the innocent. I apologize for not cleaning up the format and syntax better, but fuck it, I am lazy. I tried adding and changing the
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid, bug-infested sports wasteland. Forget Christmas, this is when people ought to be killing themselves in droves.
All that's left is fucking baseball. And even that cold comfort
This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are stoned, or want to get stoned. Or just like some damn good dessert!
Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is
Hi there commentists, there was some discussion for an article on how I cook my edibles so to start your Saturday morning here is baking with Litre.
Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey's beautiful Fisherman's Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start you off with anything to drink?
CUSTOMER: Well, I...
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
JOHN MADDEN: EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU APPEAR TO BE SITTING AT MY TABLE, AND WHEN YOU SIT AT
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of them suck ass. I’ll be reviewing them as I see fit. Warning, most of these are going to suck. And you will disagree. And I won’t
...we now resume our regularly scheduled programming in progress...
TSA AGENT 1: [standing firm] You’re not getting on the plane with this thing.
GUS BRADLEY: [glares at agent] I’m not getting on the plane without it.
TSA AGENT 2: [diplomatically] It’s all right, Coach Bradley. We’ll figure something out. Let me just call our supervisor.
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down about losing my freedom and becoming a dad but that picked me right up. It was only 5 or 6 stories of what they or their
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAY.
TSA AGENT 1: ...and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard.
TSA AGENT 2: And she believed you?
TSA AGENT 1: Well, yeah, she's a city girl, she doesn't know what they smell like. So anyhow...[peers at X-ray machine monitor]...oh, wait.
We're back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey - once again, we're hoping to collect some info on all of you, our readers and Commentists, in the hopes of improving this place for all of us. Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, our Internet Dad, has been hard at work