I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO! taking on yeah right's Vikings (9:00 EST, NFLN). New "thank Christ he's not Trevor Siemian" QB Case Keenum was unceremoniously cast aside (after a career year
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic!
Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team that has never won before let alone been in a World Cup Final (Croatia) or will it be the team that has won one and lost
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros. pulling me back in to fuck it up at the death was just too much, man. RIP, Sarah Lynn:
France (-105) v. Uruguay (+350; draw +215) (10:00
Another four games on the slate today with things to play for! By Saturday we will be down to 16 and the fun will begin. The daily blogs have been great, huzzah to all of you who participate. Fuck Pepe forever.
Group F 9 am DFO time games
Sweden v Mexico at
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group C and D will finish their group play today.
As I was on my way home from work yesterday, I began reflecting on which World Cups I
Here is some half-arsed analysis from a half-arsed Hippo who is no longer watching Torneo Del Diablo. My cohorts will do better. Me did find nice picture FOAR teh peoples.
Group G - Belgium (-300) v. Tunisia (+850; draw +400) (8:00 EST, Fox)
Tunisia are liquid shit, but they still almost got
We are roughly halfway through the Group Stage with three more games on tap. Let's get right to it!
5:00 AM Pacific
Brasil v Costa Rica
Balls: Neither team looked particularly good in their last game. There are rumours
that Neymar is hurt. My sources tell me he merely has sand in his vagina.
I for one have loved this ridiculous tournament so far. I always go through a bit of withdrawal after the second round of games as we only get 2 start times next week with four games. Seriously, quit trying to have sportsmanship FIFA you are as crooked as a dog's
Into the next set of games! We have now seen everyone at least once and so conclusions can be drawn:
Nobody knows anything.
Sí se pudo.
No one team looks unbeatable.
This, to me, makes this a very exciting tournament. Wakezilla compared it to 2002 and that's a great point. That
What a tourney it's been so far, huh? Today we wrap up the first games for every team left and start with the second game for the hosts. This includes the first game for DFO Darlings
We've already had a few upsets including Mexico's victory over Germany and Brazil's tie with
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to other carbon-based life forms on the fucking phone, during the World Cup. SIGH. First World problemos. Anyway, above is Tunisian Kenza Fourati, because reasons ok!
Group F -