Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay (YMMV) takes Ecuador. But let’s acknowledge the significance of this day.
Happy Vasectomy Awareness Day, reprobates.
The smell of baby powder makes me squirm like a vampire
It wasn't supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y'all gonna bathe in my ignorance.
Nether Regions/Roger Milla's Granddaughters:
Cameroon played surprisingly well vs. the Canucks last time out (or were the Canucks just a little too tight?)
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. "Can I deesterb you for a moment to ask if you would hold these two beers for me please", asks Jürgen Klopp to Marv Levy, for losing SIX finals. For Tottenham,
We haven't had one of these in a while, huh?
Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I'm rooting for.
From fútbol babes:
Given that, Barcelona should win, right?
Well, not so fast. Liverpool are a tough team and they are STILL battling
I think maybe...maybe....just maybe I drank too much yesterday during the baxetballing.
Yesterday, I had bought a 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. And then this morning I noticed half of it was gone.
Now....(ahem).... In my defense, I did have family and friends over yesterday. So it is very possible some of
Let me first say that betting is a bad thing to do. Do as I say, not as I do. And you are an idiot if you follow MY betting advice. Don't believe me...? Just look at my brackets.
If you're really wanting to go and follow anyone's betting advice it
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say!
#6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS)
Well, two sides I didn't expect to do anything at all. Now one will make the Powdered Donut Round. I don't much care for that. Full national game, so have a book ready.
#7(MW) Wofford (+5,
Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn't wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! I will just preview all since the Friday night thread goes up late.
#10(S) Iowa (+4.5, +178) v. #7(S) Cincinnati (12:15, CBS)
Perhaps JV Cincy is a tad
Huzzah for life distractions!
#10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS)
Don't bet the over/under on "Minute Man" Pitino crowd shots. You don't want to die of liver failure this early in the tourney.
#14(E) Yale (+6.5, +250) v. #3(E) LSU (12:40, truTV)
Oh, the taeks about these fine, upstanding, future white
This weekend, we are truly all Anteaters. Mad props for you ladies making the NC State "wolf sign" to make me feel sightly less shitty about the NIT. Spam, spam, glorious SPAM!
3) The “Dueling Banjos” Regional (i.e., South)
Who Can Reasonably Win? Yes, Wahoowa was the first 1 seed in EVAR
Welcome to this year's edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we are smushing these into two entries this season. Yes, the play-in games are covered here to keep you on-schedule.
Also yes, I fucking know that Eastern Washington
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week. Same location, even.
But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,