DFO “Insiders” Predict the Championship Round!

Championship weekend is here! Before getting started let's address the obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe1KY8HOCg Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine

Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread

We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game. Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape! Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj QB: Advantage DJ Taj RB: Advantage

It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread

2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny. Last Saturday the Titans won its first

DFO Insiders Predict! The Divisional Round

Well that was certainly a wild card round wasn't it? Last week when we posted the wild card round predictions I mentioned how those "expert insiders" at the 4 letter network had all gone chalk on their wild card predictions. Well guess what motherfuckers? ALL of you were wrong. Every goddamn

DFO “Insiders” Predict the NFL Wild Card Round. With Bonus Analysis!

Banner photo courtesy: After an unprecedentedly strange, bizarre? unusual? After a really weird fucking NFL regular season we have finally made it to here. The start of the NFL postseason! Congratulations are in order to 11 of the 12 playoff entrants - fuck the 12th - and condolences are in order

JV NFL 30 December Afternoon Offerings

What wagers can I get horribly wrong today?? Gator Bowl - Louisville v. Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN) Such a shame that Dan Mullen won't be around for this, as would make for a great coaching matchup.  Ville have been disappointing all season long, though, and I don't see any reason why that

JV Exhibitions FOAR Boxing Day!

Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night!  What treats does Day After Santa have to offer? Heart of Jerral World Bowl - Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN) I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites.  Still,

Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see.... Can't blame him, though.  He's got a big day tomorrow.  He deserves a little relaxation today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8 But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight. Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed

JV Exhibitions 23 December Thread (3:00 EST UPDATE – Bonus Varsity Early “Action”)

Air thine grievances here, y'all. Birmingham Bowl - Texas Tech v. South Florida (Noon, ESPN) IIRC, this used to have Papa John attached to it, surely a relief to him not, now that the city done sent all them daaaahhhhkies to vote for Sen-elect Doug Muthafuckin' Jones!!  No, I'm not tired of saying

Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread

Because Scotchnaut  got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight. If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references.  And thus you should feel as much shame

Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground.  That's because it's still cold as shit.  I live in the south, dammit.  This isn't supposed to happen.  Or at least