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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome… to Ladders!
Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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M*U*S*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high…
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Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade!…
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50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…
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Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And Now, Senor Curses Out ANOTHER One of His Teams. Or, Actually, All of Them.
Quick! Only one 1 or 2 seed did not make the Sweet 16. Guess who?
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