Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May.
In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his "Comebackszn".
He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL
Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more
Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left, foolish advertisers are still paying gobs of money to see ungrateful athletes execute pre-determined game plans that results in rigged game outcomes! Think I'm wrong? What's
Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL's own Network are being accused of some very bad things.
I'm SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record.
FACK THEM, THOSE FACKIN' QUEEAHS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEEAHD FOAH THIS FACKIN' TEAM, EVAH
Wait -- Tawmmy -- why are you upset, exactly? I feel like considering the questionable
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been
EXTERIOR - RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS - EARLY DUSK
[The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd silence, as not even birds or insects can be heard nearby. Upon reaching the back door, the camera moves upward, until it just looking over the roof
PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2
So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems only appropriate that I begin the Bye Week Bonanza on a literary note. In his novel A Dirty Job, Christopher Moore describes his protagonist as a “Beta Male”
PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4
So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills season, only we’d be losing semi-on-purpose instead of on the team’s own (lack of) merits. How much harder could it be?
I’d done what I could to get into
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, and I ended up in Bangkok, Thailand. It was an airfare deal where you could do a certain number of countries for a certain
The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven't exactly looked like Montana & Young.
It makes organizational sense, since both Coughlin & Marrone worked with Nassib when he was a Giants backup to Eli.
Of course, that doesn't
Potato chips are the goddamned workhorse of the salty snack category. No matter if you're some frat dude hosting a poker game or a soccer mom looking to impress while hosting her very first Super Bowl Party ("Canapes, anyone?") there'll be a bowl of chips on some flat surface in