It's a burden, being right all the time.
I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying "But Mayhem, how could being right all the time be anything but wonderful? You win all the arguments, you hit the stock market like it was Tyreek Hill's baby momma,* and women fall over each
So the Roadrunner's a dick, right?
Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument. The ancient Greeks wish they had come up with a hubris myth as simple and powerful as Wile opening an ACME box.
But the Roadrunner is the real villain of the series. Weird Al Yankovic
"So maybe there's hope. Or maybe I'm going mad... In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -Hunter S. Thompson, The Great
INTERIOR - ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES - MIDDAY
[A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the funeral for Faye Spanos is about to get underway. However, due to the vast size of the church, the audience seems dwarfed by comparison. The organ softly
Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in.
This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired
INT. 666 FIFTH AVENUE — DAYTIME
Two men sit side by side at a table in a small room. The older man confidently watches the closed-captioned television without expression. Though both are sitting, it is clear that the older man towers over the younger in every discernable way. The younger man,
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot.
But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt a/k/a The Gravy Boat has been formally sacked. Hippo can wear his Everton hat again! And with PSV Eindhoven's Marcel Brands already taking the reins as the new Director
INT. FOX SPORTS STUDIOS -- WESTWOOD, CA
A producer mimes a countdown from five and, when reaching one, points a finger to the FS1 personality standing in front of a green screen.
Erin Andrews: And, finally, in news related to the perpetual carousel that is NFL coaching hires, New England Patriots Offensive Coordinator
Let's blow that up a little. Because it deserves it.
A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. Christ on a bike.
Liverpool is the worst. You can hear German Elton John whining all the way down here in the Southland. You know the questionable calls
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May.
In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his "Comebackszn".
He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL
Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more