Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own.

So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron Glenn is well within his right to make a QB change. I mean, saying that it’ll be a game-time decision for gamesmanship purposes is a bit silly when you’re 0-7, and the offensive production is just that, an affront to football. The aerial game is an affront to the name of the team.

Not a vote of confidence? Owner of the team, or ambassador to somewhere else if he’s gotten reappointed, who fucking knows, Woody Johnson, basically spent a brief interview (wearing a suit with a baseball cap, which is a crime against fashion, as opposed to his ownership, a crime against football, or his maybe boss, which is a Princess Morbucks-style crime is legal spree, that’s right, it’s a Powerpuff Girls reference mid-diatribe!) supporting Aaron Glenn, which was basically spent shitting on Justin Fields. Which, you know, you guys got to be the starter. Like, saying “If we could just complete a pass, it would look good” about the guy you got to be the QB isn’t burning a bridge as much as nuking it from orbit. So it looks like Inanimate Carbon Tyrod’ll start.

Oh, wait, he’s day-to-day with a knee injury. Who brought over the Chargers medical team to be there for the Jets? (Seriously, that man cannot catch a break.) So, who’s starting on Sunday against the Bengals? It’s not gamesmanship, it’s that we seriously have no fucking idea.

In conclusion, this team deserves to 1) go 0-17 and B) be disqualified from the first overall pick.

All right, we hit word count, what’s going on in the wide world of shit?

Actually World Series: Starts Friday

Wednesday Night C-USA Action!

Middle Tennnesee vs. Fightin’ Flaccos (Delaware) (7:30, ESPN2)

GIVE ME ROUNDBALL ROCK OR GIVE ME DEATH, I DON’T CARE WHAT CHANNEL IT IS

Basketball Sword Team vs. “Of course, since there are expectations, everyone’s already hurting” (CLE vs. NYK, 7:00, ESPN)

Wemby and Pals vs. Uh, Cooper Flagg? (SAS vs. DAL, 9:30, ESPN)

Iceball Rock?

Hockeytown Bandits vs. Hockey Sword Team (DET vs. BUF, 7:30, TNT)

Monday may give us a sports equinox! How’s that for excitement? Not that exciting? Yeah, I know. We’ll take something, okay?

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