No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind of blood-letting. I think game-time has been shifted because the sponsors were whining about not getting enough bang for their ad bucks. Who is to blame
"The day for what?", you ask. It's still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we'll both know. At that precise moment you'll say, "Damnit scotch, you were right all along. I'd rather strangle my own mother than doubt you ever again!"
There's a 'planned power outage' happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don't have any idea why I didn't do this yesterday. TO THE GAMES!
Will Jimmy G be able to keep up with the surly KC O? Not really but take the over
Ehh, I've talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna watch this oh-so-entertaining shit show? Let's talk about your childhood-did you fall out of a tree as a youngster? Did you hear your parents make grunting
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, 'derp' and I say, 'how does a team overcome the derp' or 'how does a team take advantage of the derp?". Derp is an intrinsic part of the game and I love it. Except Ereck Flowers-oriented derp-that's a
It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!"
And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show 'em what you got. This is the best quality you'll get as most starters will play into the third quarter like the heroes that they are. What did we do to deserve such a blessing? I think it's because we
[kid's entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause]
Entertainer: "HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!"
Audience: "HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!"
C-Stain: "Oh! It's so lovely to see all my friends. There's Dookie in the front row."
[camera pans to excited child wearing a "Don't Shit Where You Eat" t-shirt]
C-Stain: "Boy, have I got a
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be upper echelon teams in their respective conferences and should take their divisions as well. As for the Raiders and Rams? Umm, hmm... This premise of mine
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We're that much closer to the most wonderful month of the year-the one that comes afterward. Can't recall its name but I do know the weather cools down a bit, (suck it, warm Earthers!)