I'm late to the party today so we should go straight... TO THE GAMES!
I will get this game on the old TV. I will not celebrate that fact.
God, wouldn't a Browns ambush go down smooth today?
Look for Mr. Rodgers to go nuts today. Now that he's got McCarthy off his
"OW MY HEAD!"
"UGH, MY STOMACH!"
"YIKES, MY BALLS!"
These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks.
Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you
Let's go directly, TO THE GAMES!
Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the Jags win for win after 10 games in you'd most likely say, "I know you're fucking with me but I don't know exactly how." Each team has but
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that
It's another one of those slogs but with each other's support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES!
I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman's team. It didn't
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind of blood-letting. I think game-time has been shifted because the sponsors were whining about not getting enough bang for their ad bucks. Who is to blame
"The day for what?", you ask. It's still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we'll both know. At that precise moment you'll say, "Damnit scotch, you were right all along. I'd rather strangle my own mother than doubt you ever again!"
There's a 'planned power outage' happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don't have any idea why I didn't do this yesterday. TO THE GAMES!
Will Jimmy G be able to keep up with the surly KC O? Not really but take the over
Ehh, I've talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna watch this oh-so-entertaining shit show? Let's talk about your childhood-did you fall out of a tree as a youngster? Did you hear your parents make grunting
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, 'derp' and I say, 'how does a team overcome the derp' or 'how does a team take advantage of the derp?". Derp is an intrinsic part of the game and I love it. Except Ereck Flowers-oriented derp-that's a
It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!"
And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the