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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more…
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating in one of the great…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Already Posted the Stravinsky…
Otherwise more riots, woo! (I’ll save it for April because the premiere was in April.) Instead we have news, which isn’t riots. -Jets fans…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread
Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass,…
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Buy Something, Citizen: Your Black Friday NFL Football Open Thread
Good lovin’ I’m so sick of everyone yakking about this day and all the sales and how SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! is the order of…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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Your “Gimmee That Sweet, Sweet Preseason Action!” NFL Exhibition Open Thread
First thing I should mention is that I hope our brethren on the Leftest of Coasts have buckled down the hatches and are as…
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Your “It’s Here!, It’s Here!” Thursday Night Exhibition Football Open Thread
Look, it’s something approximating the football we all know and love and hate at varying times. One might think I put quite a bit…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir
Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were…