Your “The Cavalcade of Sports Continues” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 25, 2018

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Let's go directly, TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bills: Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the Jags win for win after 10 games in you'd most likely say, "I know you're fucking with me but I don't know exactly how." Each team has but

Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2018November 15, 2018

This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that

Your “Pulse is Steady, Will Continue To Monitor Vitals” 2nd Round of NFL Football

scotchnaut - October 21, 2018October 21, 2018

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It's another one of those slogs but with each other's support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES! Bills/Colts: I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman's team. It didn't

Your “London’s Calling!” (at regular EST, smh) Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 14, 2018

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No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind of blood-letting. I think game-time has been shifted because the sponsors were whining about not getting enough bang for their ad bucks. Who is to blame

Your “Today is the Day” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 30, 2018

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"The day for what?", you ask. It's still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we'll both know. At that precise moment you'll say, "Damnit scotch, you were right all along. I'd rather strangle my own mother than doubt you ever again!"

Your “I Don’t Miss The Electric Company” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 23, 2018

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There's a 'planned power outage' happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don't have any idea why I didn't do this yesterday. TO THE GAMES! Niners/Chiefs: Will Jimmy G be able to keep up with the surly KC O? Not really but take the over

Your “We Need To Talk About Tevin” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2018

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Ehh, I've talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna watch this oh-so-entertaining shit show? Let's talk about your childhood-did you fall out of a tree as a youngster? Did you hear your parents make grunting

Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

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Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, 'derp' and I say, 'how does a team overcome the derp' or 'how does a team take advantage of the derp?". Derp is an intrinsic part of the game and I love it. Except Ereck Flowers-oriented derp-that's a

New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld

Senor Weaselo - August 31, 2018August 30, 2018

It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!" And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a

Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

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Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the

Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 24, 2018August 24, 2018

310

Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show 'em what you got. This is the best quality you'll get as most starters will play into the third quarter like the heroes that they are. What did we do to deserve such a blessing? I think it's because we

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 23, 2018

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[kid's entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: "HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!" Audience: "HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!" C-Stain: "Oh! It's so lovely to see all my friends. There's Dookie in the front row." [camera pans to excited child wearing a "Don't Shit Where You Eat" t-shirt] C-Stain: "Boy, have I got a