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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?
Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you…
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Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post
Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at…
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Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white,…
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Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed,…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)
Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are…
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Horatio’s ‘Let’s Try To Get 5 Out Of 32 This Year, Dumbass’ Mock Draft
This year’s NFL draft runs from April 23-25 and will be a somewhat more subdued ceremony than in recent years, in that teams will…