INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING.
Balls (checking address): This is the place.
[Knocks on door]
Balls: Ian, are you in there?
[Door cracks open]
Ian: Who is this? What are you doing here?
Balls: It’s me. Balls of Steel. I hope I haven’t caught you at a bad time.
Ian (flashing a confident
So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts' content, right?
Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend?
Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting*
Old Man breathing heavily: Oh yeah, that little black dress is getting a little uncomfortable. Take it off, baby.
*The sound of pumping Vaseline can be heard*
OM: Oh yeah, almost there,
Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there's a "Takeover" by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare or hard to find?
That's a pretty cool thing isn't it?
Yeah, this post is nothing like that. You will get a glimpse into the mind of Balls,
The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself. As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of
The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week. Maybe they were at the Brewfest? All he knew is it was an inconvenience. He would have to put everything in a bag
It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his
"God. Bless. America."
It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know.
Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint....
Yeah Right: I gotta
"In Heat "
He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series.
"This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted. The
"The Friendly Skies"
The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty.
It had been a good night.
As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her
It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here.
Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow.
But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the
It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber